What is your broken bone count?

Just 1: a cracked patella from my knee hitting the underside of the dash board in a car accident. 

Nose 2

talus 1

Owie

zero broken bones.

one torn tendon (foot), and one 95% spiral cut tendon (hand) that had to be surgically repaired. .

Zero.

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I want BOTH of the broken nose stories on my desk within an hour or you're finished, Kiddo. And don't even think about jerking me around; I've got the juice to see to it you never work anywhere in this town again.

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Tap, tap, tap, tap.
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Me 2 - them 50 or so (I'm a retired bar room brawler). Cheers and happy weekend!

Finger
Vertebrae in Neck (3)...No not paralyzed or anything

Is this how many of mine have been broken, how many of someone else's I've broken, or a total of the two?

Tap. Tap.










Tap.
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Lol.

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Nose 3

I got one diving into a shallow pool.  hit face

I got one throwing a champagne bottle in the air and it hit my nose

I got one landing on my face while trying to do a flip on the trampoline

All in my teens and early 20's.

One broken arm from a car accident

Two cracked ribs and a fracture on the bone below my eye from something else

One broken wrist from having a nightmare and hitting a solid oak table

I can't formulate an entire sitcom from any of this, it's all garbage.  It's a long-shot, but I'll see if I can tie it into an episode or two.  Please understand that I can't offer you a role, someone else will play your part.  I'll see to it that you get the normal royalty checks.

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Tailbone

pinky toe

brutal!

holy crap!!  How come so many?

(1) Ankle fractured

(2) Foot fractures

Ah, my ironically broken ankle.

Walking quite normally I encountered a sloped kerb (designed for greater disability access) and hey presto!   :)