Where did Shar to the Rona go?

He's at Camp David today. I think Shar went there to give him a massage. With a baseball bat.

I'm glad you're keeping track of him, Jane. I just assume he's always either playing golf or having some kind of "make America white again" rally somewhere. Of course, I'm right 99% of the time. 

She must have kicked his arse cause i see shes back, Yay. :)))))

ssshhhhhhhh  
I try to keep this secret.  Don't TELL ANYONE or I'll have to kill you too.

I think shes doing more than that.

She should be messaging me instead of playing hookie beyatch. hahahahah

BTW, whats massaging cats have to do with messaging? This post was edited by carbonproduct at August 27, 2017 10:51 AM MDT

You really need to pace yourself.

                         Maybe Ill switch to Beer..... 

Nice tube top. But you could use a shave.  

Massage.  That is what I do.

I will not be messaging you Carbon.  So, calm down.  I don't use that thing.  I just don't want you to post your address for all to see.  I want to send you a book about life after death.  I may tell you about it before I send the precious book you may not want to read.

So, this is why I don't message.  Everyone gets to know both of us this way and see how we interact.  They get comfy interacting with us as well, they GET us. 

It makes for a much more interesting exchange.   I don't do Messaging.  It's too much of a distraction and I HATE the chat room like poison.

No no you silly fool, not Chatting, private messaging, like as in the private one you can do on the private thingy, not the chat one. Isnt that private?

This is EXACTLY why they do this.  They are instinctual.  I had to go to school for years and study my ass off to learn what they just  do naturally.   And we think animals are the dumber species.   We forget that we are PART of the animal kingdom ourselves and we just may NOT be the most superior.  Not in all categories, that's for sure. 

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 27, 2017 1:35 PM MDT

That'cute.  This is an instinctive maneuver to get more milk from their mother's breast and when done as an older cat can mean they were separated from her too soon.  Others say it is a way of showing affection, even to their people.   This post was edited by Thriftymaid at August 27, 2017 3:59 PM MDT

I do self-massage.  But I don't do the naughty bits.  TMI?

WAY too much.

I beg you to steal and spread this and other gems I posted of his brilliant actual quotes.

I don't think W on his drunkest day was this freaking stupid.

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 27, 2017 1:32 PM MDT

She melted too.