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Benedict Arnold

If you took a shot of tequila every time you read TRUMP! How long till you standing on rooftop shout .. I AM THE LIZARD KING!!?

Posted - August 27, 2017
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  • I can't drink tequila either :) I drank it once at an office party and ended up vomiting in my purse ... that wasn't a good  night for me.
      August 30, 2017 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    I do not need to drink tequila to get on the roof and recite Jim Morrison. 
      August 28, 2017 4:13 AM MDT
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  • :)
      August 30, 2017 1:21 PM MDT
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  • If Spamella is logged on...not very long. 
      August 28, 2017 4:15 AM MDT
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  • Who was this?? :/ another one bites the dust:/
      August 30, 2017 1:22 PM MDT
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  • "If I took a shot of Tequila every time I read the word Trump, Mexico would be out of Tequila!"
      August 30, 2017 1:30 PM MDT
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  • Yessssssss! And out of guacamole too! I like to eat guacamole when I drink tequila!! I never drink tequila though so I guess no guacamole for me...:/ now what am I gonna have for dinner :/ 
      August 30, 2017 1:34 PM MDT
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  • 3191
    Mr. Cuervo and I haven't been on speaking terms since the wee hours of New Year's Day 2000.

      August 30, 2017 2:20 PM MDT
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  • i understand :) i think mine was 2011ish ;)
      August 30, 2017 2:26 PM MDT
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