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If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Posted - August 30, 2017

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  • 87
    Pigeons. Any animal that poops on people for fun would doubtless be quite rude.
      August 30, 2017 9:55 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I love them.  They are very gentle and trusting animals.  They are hungry scavangers and like all scavangers, they get a really bad rap.  That poop turns everyone off. 
      August 30, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 46117


    Don't let that sweet face fool you.  This vicious baby probably had to be sedated before his leg was set.   And he probably broke it fighting with his brothers to the death, if necessary, to win his space in the cradle.

    Tazmanian Devil
      August 30, 2017 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 87
    Oh certainly, I was just thinking of the most common animals in my country.
      August 30, 2017 10:03 AM MDT
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  • "Parrot" ... 

      August 30, 2017 10:11 AM MDT
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  • 13071
    Mans best friend ;+

      August 30, 2017 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are 100 percent right.  Dogs are VERY rude.  LOL
      August 30, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Camels - they spit at people.
      August 30, 2017 10:45 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    If I dragged you around all day long and made you let me sit on your back, you'd spit too.  And if you are lucky, I won't have you for dinner.





    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 30, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
      August 30, 2017 10:48 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    OMG - the last thing I'd want to kiss is a camel.  Of course, it if happens to be your wife, I guess that's perfectly acceptalbe. :)
      August 30, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
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  • Cats.
    I love them, but they whine and they are needy.
    If they could talk it would just be "Give me this, give me that." LoL!



      August 30, 2017 10:59 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Cats are the least needy animals of any.  But we insist on their leaving the outside world where they can hunt and trap and ignore you forever and keep them as PETS.

    That is why they are so needy.  We have no clue as to how to address their needs.  I understand that it is dangerous to keep them outside, too many diseases, etc., but that is really the fact of the matter.

    They are merely trying to survive with their human companions.  They don't need us.  We would be a lot more needy out in the wild than they ever would.
      August 30, 2017 11:04 AM MDT
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  • I live out in the wild and I don't have any indoor pets anymore.
    I don't like to keep animals inside and I'm allergic to cats, but there is an outside cat that my mother left out here and it follows me everywhere.
    I feed it, but it also kills everything that moves and it comes to my door and whines loudly.
    I go outside and he's sitting in my swing and then he chases me, but I'm allergic and I can't have him rubbing up against me when I'm working so it drives me crazy sometimes and he wants to be petted so bad that he goes in front of my feet and just about trips me.
    He whines at my door, follows me everywhere and sits on my swing.
    If he could talk I think he would be pretty demanding and It would drive me crazy. LoL.

    This is just been my experience, thanks.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 30, 2017 1:28 PM MDT
      August 30, 2017 11:19 AM MDT
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  • They're rude too!

      August 30, 2017 11:56 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    A very very cheeky monkey....:)p
      August 30, 2017 1:27 PM MDT
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  • Squirrels. They're not very nice. 
      August 30, 2017 1:46 PM MDT
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