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Please list 3 things you associate with "old people"

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Posted - August 30, 2017

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  • 7126
      August 30, 2017 3:28 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) can't have saggy boobs if barely have boobs at all start with :) now I'm greatruly for my position as head of the itty bitty committee;)
      August 30, 2017 3:30 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    You are definitely on the winning end there.  
      August 30, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) I think it was you and @justasking who pointed that out to me in a thread a few months back :) I was whining about my small size....snd you both reminded me I'll never happy for it when I'm old :) so I'm gonna run with that ;)
      August 30, 2017 3:45 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Do you realize how many men prefer your cup size to larger ones?  If you tell me you have slim ankles as well, I'm moving to Canada.
      August 30, 2017 4:04 PM MDT
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  • Bring your gold card ;)
      August 30, 2017 4:05 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!
      August 30, 2017 4:21 PM MDT
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  • ;))
      August 30, 2017 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Lyrical how did you steal Gtravels undies;))
      August 30, 2017 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Lol.... did she wear giant undies?   
      August 30, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    No no Lyrical...but she would always post those undies in her responses...we associated her with penguins and those undies;))
      August 30, 2017 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 3 things about older people?

    Loud TVs
    I hope my hearing doesn't go too.

    Their houses smell like food.
    Ham or borscht soup.

    They have Candy dishes on their coffee tables with mint candies.

    They watched All My Children and other soap operas and game shows.

    They have spoon racks, frilly curtains, ornaments, China cabinets, sewing machines and boring calendars hanging up.
    They wear suspenders, smoke pipes have a little dog that they cook the ham for and they drive really slow and they are nice.
    I love older people. : )

      August 30, 2017 3:14 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I'll see you at the Country Inn Buffet for your first prize here.
      August 30, 2017 3:20 PM MDT
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  • Haha :) I forgot about china cabinets and cedar chests!!! I used to love go through my gramma china cabinet  play with salt and pepper shakers in it an de  look through her cedar chest :) i still have her cedar chest but my sister got the china cabinet. I should have got both but that is fine:/ 
      August 30, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • Cool, my grandma had an old exercise bike and a laundry room with a make up mirror and I would go downstairs and they had a cellar with a bunch of pickled stuff and some old books and pictures on the wall.
    I had another grandma who used to roll her own cigarettes and she had apple trees, rhubarb, raspberry bushes and strawberrys outside.
    They passed away a long time ago, but I inherited some of their property so my son and I still go pick apples from her tree all these years later.
    Great question, I love all these memories. 
    : )

      August 30, 2017 3:46 PM MDT
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  • I enjoyed your answer :) all of it ... I just got excited about the China cabinet part! The all my children made me laugh :) glad brought you back some memories as well :)
      August 30, 2017 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    "Old people smell."
    Crocheting (lots of people knit, but the only folks I've seen with a crochet hook have been elderly).
    Bingo.
      August 30, 2017 3:23 PM MDT
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  • Old people smell like butterscotch and Ben gay :) I agree with bingo ... I've never been at one but I assume everyone super old there:
      August 30, 2017 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    Actually a friend of mine enjoys bingo - she's like the only person there under 70.
      August 30, 2017 3:35 PM MDT
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  • "Turning the lights off for economic reasons, not romantic ones."
    "Feeling bad in the morning without partying the night before"
    "Hazardous Birthday Cakes"

      August 30, 2017 3:35 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Awww;))
      August 30, 2017 3:36 PM MDT
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  • I already feel bad about mornings even on nights not party hard lately :/ omfg I'm getting OLD! ;)
      August 30, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    When I was 28 I sat upright in bed and realized in 12 years I'll be FORTY. 

    That  40  was 26 years ago now.  WE ARE ALL GETTING OLD.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 30, 2017 4:28 PM MDT
      August 30, 2017 3:42 PM MDT
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  • I refused to get out of bed on my 30th birthday :) then the day after I realized I didn't fall apart;) Im not really afraid for 40... but I may spend day in bed with a pizza just to be safe ;)
      August 30, 2017 3:48 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    But darling, you are just now a beginning your peak years.
      August 30, 2017 3:58 PM MDT
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