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Benedict Arnold

Please list 3 things you associate with "old people"

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Posted - August 30, 2017
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  • 46117
    Well there is a dark and a light side to old.

    LIGHT SIDE:

    1.  The ones that make it to this level can be WISE.  (not often enough and some who ARE wise, get hit with senility...life is not fair)

    2.  They make excellent baby-sitters.  They are lonely and humble and anyone who pays attention to them that is non-threatening, is welcome.

    3.  A lot of them have WILLS.


    Dark SIDE:

    1.  They are miserable and crotchety and blame everyone else for any slight or pain they may have to endure.

    2.  The poor ones are a real pain in the ass.  Nothing gained by taking care of them and they drain the wallet dry.

    3.  They have hardly any grey hair left.
      August 30, 2017 2:02 PM MDT
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  • What about buttescotch candy and placemats though?? ;) thanks :)
      August 30, 2017 2:04 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Those are numbers 7 and 8 after bad smelling and skinny no matter what. 
      August 30, 2017 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Me: light side: none of them
          Dark side: None.
      August 30, 2017 2:09 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    No comprende'.  I must be getting senile. 

      August 30, 2017 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Wisdom, gentleness and better understanding of people, their faults, their ways. 
      August 30, 2017 2:02 PM MDT
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  • I could use a little more  of all three of those :) i was just reading Mr. Bromide Q on bingo ... and found funny I automatically associate bingo with "older" people :)
      August 30, 2017 2:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Did you know that Bromide is 78?
      August 30, 2017 2:18 PM MDT
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  • No .... I called him a boomer once and he told me he is a gen xer.... i think he's hilarious :) I look forward his posts:)
      August 30, 2017 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    He suffers for his art. 

      August 30, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    1. Lace Doilies.

    2. Food stained shirts.

    3.  Kyphosis of the cervical vertebrae. ;-)

     

      August 30, 2017 2:26 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) I wasn't trying think of lace doilies!! oh and yeah ;)
      August 30, 2017 2:29 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Psst.  If I'm allowed a 4th.....

    4. Plastic slipcovers on the furniture.
      August 30, 2017 2:55 PM MDT
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  • You're allowed as many as you like :) cos I missed you and cos  I said so :)
      August 30, 2017 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 6124
      August 30, 2017 3:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    now wait.

    That could be a congenital disorder. 
      August 30, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    True.  But, I'm having fun using it to annoy you.  ;-)
      August 30, 2017 3:31 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Wat is the third, Harry?

      August 30, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Hi Veena!  It's a spinal disease.  Take a look at Sharon's question about Bella Abzug.  Her question is why I included it here.  
      August 30, 2017 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 7126













      August 30, 2017 3:14 PM MDT
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  • lol:) oh gawd .... your list makes me never wanna old ;)
      August 30, 2017 3:17 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Just don't fall into the pitfalls.  When you start to see wrinkles, get a barium chamber like Michael Jackson and then overdose so your fake face doesn't fall off.

      August 30, 2017 3:19 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    I always wonder with MJ what might have been but for the Pepsi accident. His weirdness went extreme after that - he was convinced that the fire had permanently disfigured him, so the multiple surgeries took off - lifts to pull the scars up under his hairline or stretch them under his chin, bleaching to make them less noticeable (burn scars are lighter in colour than the surrounding skin). His addiction to prescription painkillers also started then - nerves were exposed, the pain must have been excruciating.
      August 30, 2017 3:30 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    They'll probably be popping into my head all day so BE PREPARED:



      August 30, 2017 3:25 PM MDT
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