When was the last time you took off a shirt?

LMAO!

Nope.  Sorry. 

The LAST time. Not the next time. 

Too late.  Already done at 10:08 a.m.

The time is of no matter.   It does not change "When was the last time you took a danged shirt off?" ... when the question was asked originally?   Sharonna, Esq.

This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 2, 2017 6:18 AM MDT

How can you dry off from a shower.

But when did you take it off?

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These gol'-durned people just do not know how to follow instruction, answer a simple, direct question or just behave.

Hold on a second . . . 



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Cute jacket.  Randall, they are just savages, I tell you.  Savage.   No good upbringing.  None.

Can't take simple direction.   They gotta zig-zag or make a u-turn.   What am I babbling about?  I am ready for the old folk's home.   Or put out to some kind of pasture, that's for sure.

I need a rub-down, I brought my own oil:



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Ok, but I'm charging.  The proceeds go to abused piglets who died for your anticipated pleasure.

So disappointed.  

Mix some bacon bits into it: I like it a little rough. 



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I hear ya.  I hear ya.   If I can make people blt's and not judge, I suppose I can look at that mixture as kind of nourishing for the skin while being stimulating at the same time.  Not bad.  Certainly a lot healthier than eating it.   But there I go judging again.

Did someone mention BLT's?  OK, I will go make one.