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Benedict Arnold

How to get out of jury duty in five words or less?

- meow like a cat 
-my imaginary friend said guilty.

Posted - September 11, 2017
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  • 7939
    I honestly love jury duty and see it as my duty to participate. Imagine if it was you on trial... whoever that person is, they may well need you and their life may depend on your presence. That's heavy stuff. 

    With that said, you really don't have to say or do anything. Just wear nasty unwashed clothes and go in without showering. Scratch your scalp and arms profusely. Pick your nose. Act like you're wiping it on the chair in front of you or eating it. You won't need to say anything.
      September 11, 2017 8:04 PM MDT
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  • Wear a trash bag ... got it ;) I've never been called for jury duty but I think I'd like it as well :) this is actually a trending topic on twitter right now ... " get out of jury duty in 4 words or less" and is so funny for me read responses. I don't think many people here on twitter so I wanted see what they come up with .... but I gave them five words here  to be nice ;)
      September 11, 2017 8:09 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    They have jury duty in Canada? I thought they let moose decide.

    Just go. You'll like it.   ;-)
      September 11, 2017 8:21 PM MDT
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  • LOL NO! But yes we do but that's no the point!!I'm gonna pull a "spamella" here and say you're not answering my Q way I want :/ you have post something absurd to say that would get you out of jury duty in 5 words or less... happy thank thee DAY! ;p This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 12, 2017 9:14 AM MDT
      September 11, 2017 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    ROFLMFAO!  I wish I could give you 100 "likes" for this one Jaimie! 
      September 11, 2017 8:31 PM MDT
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  • I going out as spamilla for Halloween ;)
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 12, 2017 9:15 AM MDT
      September 11, 2017 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    One of my favorite things ever on this site. Sheer perfection.
      September 11, 2017 8:46 PM MDT
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  • Yay! :)
      September 11, 2017 8:51 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha HA HA oh dear GOD...JAMIE;))
      September 11, 2017 10:39 PM MDT
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  • 7126
      September 11, 2017 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 6124

    "I suffer from IBS."

      September 11, 2017 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm sorry to hear that.
      September 11, 2017 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    You are?  I can give you the blow by blow account if you'd like.



      September 11, 2017 8:35 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Thanks, but I'll wait for the DVD.
      September 11, 2017 8:43 PM MDT
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  • LOL yes :) 
      September 11, 2017 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    "My dog said he's (she's) guilty."
      September 11, 2017 8:33 PM MDT
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  • Perfect! I'm tweeting that one cos I can ... mine now! Muhahshahaha ;)
      September 11, 2017 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I did think of going on twitter and posting a few after you said that.  I haven't played those games in a while.  But, I'm too tired.  So, have at it.

    I have to go walk the dog.  I'll try to think of more for you.
      September 11, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    "Who's burning the toast?"
      September 11, 2017 8:36 PM MDT
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  • Lmfao :) are you Canadian? " I smell burnt toast" 
      September 11, 2017 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I actually started to write "I smell burnt toast" and then changed it!

    It's what a person suffering a stroke usually says. lol.
      September 11, 2017 8:42 PM MDT
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  • I know is ! But we have commercials about burning toast here and strokes ... I tviiugh was a Canadian thing cos in our heritage commercials 
      September 11, 2017 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMAO!  I had no idea.  I don't remember where I heard it from.  Probably me reading about things I'm scared will happen to me.
      September 11, 2017 9:02 PM MDT
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  • It is very popular Canadian term :) " i smell burnt toast" means having stroke cos of Canadian heritage ad spots .... you're almost Canadian then ;) 
      September 11, 2017 9:08 PM MDT
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