How to get out of jury duty in five words or less?

Bye bye rainman , Bye bye .

Lights out at eleven.

Lol ... I feel like my next line is  something about fish sticks ... but I'm drawing a blank on it ;)

Wednesday is fish sticks.

ON WEDNESDAY'S WE WEAR PINK! I just switched movies cos I said so ;)

No fair. I don't know that stinkin movie.

Lol :) I win then cos I watch movies I'm too old to like! Yay me ... yay yay me;) 

How dare you! I'm very immature!

Yessssssss:) i knew I like you for reason ;)

Lol :) don't get used to me being nice! I'm  on antibiotics so messing with my brain ;p 

Clownfish are transsexual .... that's only true fact I could think about cos I saw it on chive 5 minutes ago so is true. 

WEDNESDAY MILK!!! :) 
Ummmm .... kangaroos have 3 Vaginas! 

I read that on the internet so is true! edit : I changed my mind on say what I said cos I should not have cos not my place say .... but I was right what I said cos I said so :/  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 14, 2017 10:08 PM MDT

Lol :) i edit out what I said cos not my place to comment on and I'm sure people can figure out on their own :) I was being a bit to beeachy ... even for me ;)