How to get out of jury duty in five words or less?

I'm getting tired of your insults. ;-p

you know you luv it ;)  wait ... what??? ;)

Lol :) love all of them, thank you :) happy fookin Monday to thee' ;p

LOL :) I love all these :) thank you :)

That works :) lol I remember I yell at you last time you answered one of my Q's cos I was in a beeach of a mood :) I admire your willingness  answer me again .: thank you :)

Having a bad day happens to us all from time to time, so no hard feeling on my part, just glad that you finally managed to gain entry.

Lol :) thanks ... I thought you no idea what I was talking about cos my memory... but that  fine!!! ;) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 12, 2017 11:03 AM MDT

No doubt a learned man but way too impressed with himself.

Not sure how you come to that conclusion but we are all entitled to our opinions.

"And there's like a maid, like a janitor, these are like regular people in the real world......."

Erm..... and where does he presume to exist?

Lol..... enthralling us with how very clever he is being able to interpret what the judge is asking while others sit mute. How people hear he's an astrophysicist, and everyone is listening.

Tell us again how you were teaching at Princeton, Doctor.

Can you not see it as he is pointing out that the language used (milligrams) could not reasonably expected to be fully understood by 'a maid, like a janitor, these are like regular people in the 'real world', indeed even the judge did not realize the implications of using milligrams and he is about as far away from the 'real world' as you can get. Even using grams in a country where the imperial system is used for measuring weight only increases the confusion in many people of the 'real world'. I do not see it as Tyson saying that he is not living in the 'real world', more like the members of the legal system are not living in the same world as those outside their profession, ie. the 'real world'.
But that is only my angle on what he said, you clearly see it differently.

And I respect your point of view. I've seen him on television many times and greatly admire his intellect. He just has this way about him that in certain situations I find to be a turnoff. Perhaps it's because science was my worst subject and I'm just bitter and jealous.  ;-)    

Lol :) i don't mind sharing it ;) I had fun making it ... it needs be seen! ;)

Indeed JAMIE...and thanks too;))

Lol :) perfect 

:)

k-mart sucks, definitely sucks :)

Ten minutes to Wapner.