I have the same problem so what I do is go to the Customer Service person, explain that I don't have a printer or a smart phone and explain that I would like the discount. Usually, the will accommodate you.
Why do you hate smartphones? Part of the anti-Apple fervor? I just got one in February. Had to be dragged kicking and screaming to give up my 10 year old flip phone. When the guy at Best Buy saw it, he said it belonged in the Smithsonian. Anyhoo, I got the smallest, cheapest iPhone and there's a world of difference. I just love my little buddy. Portable and so easy to use. I'm on it right now.