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What talent do you have that others might find useless?

Posted - September 30, 2017
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  • 6124
    I've mentioned this before but.....
    I can wiggle my ears.
    I can burp on command
    I can do armpit farts
    I can do the "seafood" trick at the dinner table that's always appreciated by children.

    I don't know why anyone might find these talents useless, but I've been told they are. :-(
    Yes, I know, I'm a very classy lady.
      September 30, 2017 11:01 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    You're a lady and your name is Harry?  Lol. 
      September 30, 2017 11:09 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    If my name was Harriet, I'd go by "Harry" too. Not saying that's her name, but nicknanes are cool.i knew a guy called "Rick" who let everybody think his name was Richard - only to his closest friends did he admit that it was "Cedric".
      September 30, 2017 11:20 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    I wouldn't even mind being called Dick if my name was Cedric. 
      September 30, 2017 11:37 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    I'm very jealous. I can only do traditional farts.
      September 30, 2017 11:09 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Is there a non traditional fart?
      September 30, 2017 11:10 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Yes, the armpit fart is very exotic and sought-after.
      September 30, 2017 11:11 PM MDT
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  • Second only to the knee fold queef.
      September 30, 2017 11:27 PM MDT
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  • 7126
    Mastering something like that would be a dream come true.  
      September 30, 2017 11:32 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    But that's not a "real" fart though. 
      September 30, 2017 11:38 PM MDT
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  • Light a white tip match with my teeth and tongue.  
      September 30, 2017 11:13 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Now THAT'S impressive. Burn your nose hairs much?
      September 30, 2017 11:40 PM MDT
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  • No, but roof of mouth and inner cheek a few times.
     Just something a found a way to do in order to win beer bets at bars when I was early 20's and broke all the time._
      September 30, 2017 11:52 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    Dad jokes and awful puns.
      September 30, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • Something to do with a ribbon attached to the ceiling.. pretty useless. 
      September 30, 2017 11:19 PM MDT
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  • Not useless.  Noo, noo,noo.
      September 30, 2017 11:21 PM MDT
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  • :)
      September 30, 2017 11:22 PM MDT
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  • 1713
    I can spit like a cobra. It's pretty useful when someone is annoying me and I threaten to launch a spit attack though.
      October 1, 2017 6:28 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    im bilingual and people seem to find that useless cause i cant get a job even though i know spanish
      October 1, 2017 5:55 PM MDT
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