Are you heavy? In what way are you heavy. Are you mentally deep or just deep in couch potato land. Or both? You can be both.

You like to have this, don’t you? 

A feeling? Oh I remember i used to have those before you stole all my Dibs and crushed my last one.

Told you I can give them back. Just a little constipated is all.

You've also stolen chocolate from me too:( I can never eat chocolate again:(

There's one dib! And it's vanilla!

Go ahead. Say it and then go masturbate. I won't utter another word.

I thought you had dibs on Masterbating.

The beautiful pics this invokes.  MAYBE WE SHOULD JOIN ADULT MUG and totally waste the place. LOL

Do a few stretches with me and my lb too.

(lumpy butt)

Grrrrr..... and speaking of assless chaps, I’m done with Two Cents. She’s as dense as a brick and I’m not wasting any more time talking to her. I’m convinced she’s either in a cult, a Russian bot or Melania Trump. Rarely have I seen such a stubborn refusal to see common sense and reality. There really is no hope. He could shoot HER and she’d defend him. Simply mind boggling.  

She's got a very nice....thyroid. 

Nice edit with the “drowning” line.

I am a triple Scorpio.   We are aqualungs.  Try me.
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 2, 2017 4:08 PM MDT

I like shorty and lumpy! ;-)

DIBS!

I know, right? Compact is great! LOL!!