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Do you have a security clearance? Mine is so high it is burn BEFORE reading. Dang, where is that cyanide capsule?

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Posted - October 12, 2017
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  • 5354
    Your dog ate it, then hid where you will not find him before the neighbors start complaining about the smell.
      October 12, 2017 4:01 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    No.  Can you imagine anyone in their right mind giving me security clearance?  
      October 12, 2017 4:40 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    no, i dont have stuff like that
      October 12, 2017 5:32 PM MDT
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  • 2500
    Now that's a Security Clearance that I can appreciate! 
      October 12, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 16795
    Cleared to SECRET when I worked as a civilian clerk for the Royal Australian Air Force (tried to join, failed the medical). As far as I know it's never been revoked. Top Secret requires a qualification in cryptography (which I don't have), those are never sent in clear.
      October 13, 2017 5:54 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Now you have to kill me. When I was in the Navy, we were not supposed to divulge our clearances above 'confidential'. You lose it and your job.
      October 14, 2017 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 16795
    Down here it's okay to mention that you handle secret documents, just not what's in them. It was over twenty years ago but I still can't tell anybody.
      October 14, 2017 2:27 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    On my second ship, I went into the communications office and found, lying on the desk, something so ultra secret that if I had turned the com officer in he would have been jailed. I gave him a break; when he returned to his office he almost crapped his pants.
      October 14, 2017 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 16795
    Yeah, an Aussie diplomat got fired for leaving an AUSTEO (Australian Eyes Only) classified document in plain sight. 
      October 14, 2017 7:32 PM MDT
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