Hmmm not sure it translate well in written word ... but last time I remember be truely embarrased was at gas station .. I go there often so guy works there knew me. I went in to pay use bank card for debit would not work.. guy told me " try turn it around" he meant card... but I took hand held debit thing turned it away from me so faced him and shoved card in ( turned it around ) ... as soon as I did it I realized how bad a blonde moment I just had :( I kept say (omg ... omg .... "he kept say "it's okay .. it's okay " my face went tomato red and so many people behind me in line... he ended up do entire interact transaction for me... that was awful memory ..I'm scarred for life from that.
Playing guitar in church before the service one morning, and a string broke - the third highest in pitch, tuned to "G". Without thinking, I muttered, "Blast, I've broken my 'G' string" - and my mike was 'hot'. The entire congregation roared laughing. One of those facepalm moments ...
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On Junior Prom night in high school, we ate dinner at the Sir Francis Drake Hotel in San Francisco. Very elegant restaurant. It had a spiral staircase that led down into the dining room from the entrance. My high heel got stuck on the back of my long gown, and I tumbled down the entire length of the stairs. In doing so, it tore off the entire bottom of my prom dress, and I wasn't wearing any underwear. It was quite embarrassing.
My boss caught me shadow boxing. It was the morning before the Tripple G (GGG) fight with Canelo and I was hyped up. So I went in a room where nobody else was, or so I thought, and I started punching air, and slipping/feinting imaginary punches. The look on his face when I saw him. Hmmmmmm.
Ha ha ha Jamieee that's perfect blonde moment...you shouldn't feel embarrassed at all;)) 
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