I'd rather see the history of every object I touch. It should be interesting going through an antique shop or the fleamarket and seeing everything's history. I would probably find a lot of weird and interesting stories.
I didnt know you knew the Three Stooges. Good pick Harry. Why not get a parrot and let him tell you what hes thinking, then you can have both options. LOL
Parrots are great but I want to talk with all the animals so I can make a sh*t ton of money being THE "Animal Whisperer." I can help vets diagnose a problem and I can eliminate bad behavior in both owners and pets!
"If I could talk to the animals. just imagine it...."