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Benedict Arnold

On a scale of one to platypus.....

How high does a person have to be to take all their dishes out of cupboards and lay them out on kitchen floor?  I can't get to my fridge ... this is a disaster. 

Posted - October 25, 2017
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  • I'm just gonna post pictures of platypus -Es then .. lol :) that the best word ever .. playtypusses .. lol :)

      October 25, 2017 5:25 PM MDT
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  •   October 25, 2017 5:25 PM MDT
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  •   October 25, 2017 5:26 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    I don't think you have to be very high to do that.  I do stupid sh*t cold sober.  Just imagine what I do when I'm high.  Oh yeah, I'm online answering questions and probably oversharing about my life at the moment.

    Platypus, Platypus, Platypus.  I like that word too.  Another friend of mine hates the word "kumquat."  She really freaks out.  She thinks it sounds incredibly filthy.  So, of course, being the good friend I am, every time I see her, I make sure I use kumquat in a sentence.




    Kumquat!!!!

     
      October 25, 2017 5:35 PM MDT
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  • LOL ! The new word of the day is COMEQUIT! I'm not actually high right now ... cos I have to go back to work tomoz after 3 day leave ... but my kitchen floor is covered in dishes... that's something I would do high though and have ;) playtypus 
      October 25, 2017 5:39 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Forget about the dishes.  Order delivery, or go pick up some take out. 

    cumquit! cumquit!  
    Platypus!!!!!
      October 25, 2017 5:44 PM MDT
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  • this sounds like the beginning of a bad porn movie ... bow chicka wow wow .. platypus conquît ... I'd like to order a pizza please ;)
      October 25, 2017 5:50 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    LMFAO! 

    "Ma'am, we don't have platypus or kumquats.  Will a large spicy sausage do? And, if our delivery boy doesn't get there in 30 minutes or less, he has to do whatever you tell him to do."  
      October 25, 2017 5:54 PM MDT
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  • edit : I'm not going to say what I just said :) I'm so good at self  moderating;) This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 25, 2017 6:39 PM MDT
      October 25, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 591
    That would depend on the height of your cabinets, are they on the floor or are they wall mounted?
      October 25, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • Wall mounted, the pots and pans cupboards are near the floor.  I have to pull the pots and pans out too! Thanks remind me that. 
      October 25, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 591
    I would suggest that you put the dishes back before taking out the pots and pans, otherwise you may run out of floor space.
      October 25, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
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  • Then how can I pretend I'm walking through a land mine and stress myself out? That's not fun for me.  
      October 25, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 591
    Or you could just get high again and fly over it.
      October 25, 2017 6:48 PM MDT
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  • You're too late ... it's morning now.  I'm just going to have to get coffee on my way to work then.
      October 26, 2017 3:58 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Call me,I'll cook, clean and leave U happy in a matter of a few hours..;))LoL Jamie...why is platypus in the Q;)))
      October 25, 2017 6:44 PM MDT
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  • You'll find out when you get here ;) lol 
      October 25, 2017 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    LOL Jamie....you need a stool...to reach;))
      October 25, 2017 7:36 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) ummm what ??? ;)
      October 25, 2017 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Jamie ...read your Q again...it seemed like you wanted to take dishes from a high cupboard...;))
      October 25, 2017 7:51 PM MDT
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  • LOL :) I never reread anything I post ... don't you even know me by now???  ;p 
      October 25, 2017 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 7683
    Ha ha ha Jamie...you are the bestest;))
      October 25, 2017 7:57 PM MDT
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  • Yes ... I know ;)
      October 25, 2017 8:40 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    Well, you know, it might rain, too.
      October 25, 2017 7:03 PM MDT
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