Being a complete a$$hole most of the time. It's served me well. I like to keep expectations low so no one gets too upset or offended when things fall apart.
LOL. Not today. It's been an ongoing thing my entire life. I'll admit that I can be quite nice, kind, and caring,... 50% of the time. The other 50% is pure unadulterated a$$hole. I can't hide my true self for very long. It's quite sad actually.