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Benedict Arnold

help i just bought ten house plants and impulsively quit my job

Posted - October 31, 2017
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  • 2327
    Call your work and tell them you were joking. And put those plants outside and tell them to act like real plants. 
      October 31, 2017 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 44647
    Open a chainsaw store.
    This post was edited by Element 99 at October 31, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
      October 31, 2017 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I like you.

    Is this MY AMBER?


    I think you and AG thought I was trashing you.  NO WAY.

    Please be AMBER so I can explain.  You know I would never be mean to you ever.  Or Ag. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 31, 2017 6:01 PM MDT
      October 31, 2017 12:25 PM MDT
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  • is me, amber

    and no, i never thought you were trashing me or anything like that, i thought we were bffs
      October 31, 2017 2:38 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Are you a falling cow sign or a wine god?
    GOd i hope so, i really miss that nut.
      October 31, 2017 6:02 PM MDT
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  • im don of chainsaw mafia
      October 31, 2017 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    I think your lying...

    ON YO MAMMA!

    :)
      October 31, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
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  • t r i g g e r e d 
      October 31, 2017 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    - l o a d e d - POW!!
      October 31, 2017 6:28 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    tell them i'll take your job if you dont want it
      October 31, 2017 2:42 PM MDT
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  • you dont want it either its awful 
      October 31, 2017 4:02 PM MDT
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  • Isn't having no job good for your plants?
    Lots of time to water and sing to them.
    Problem solved. : )
      October 31, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    LOL !! 
      October 31, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 13071
    Sounds like you might be pregnant. ;D
      October 31, 2017 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 17612
    Well, you can take very very good care of those ten plants.  Are they going to produce food for you?  

    I think you are teasing about that fabulous job of yours.
      October 31, 2017 6:22 PM MDT
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  • 2465
    Go on welfare 
      November 1, 2017 2:12 PM MDT
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  • 373
    The solution is to eat 20 slices of pizza.
      November 10, 2017 3:49 PM MST
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