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Randy D

I just want to avoid those awkward episodes like the scene you made the last time this happened. May I count on your discretion? ~

Posted - November 11, 2017
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  • 14795
    Discrete four me ,would be to much of  a feet ...

      November 11, 2017 10:38 AM MST
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  • 7683
    You may count;))
      November 11, 2017 11:47 AM MST
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  • 53404


      See?  You're doing it again!  How am I supposed to explain this one, and who's going to clean up after all of your animals?

      ~
      November 11, 2017 11:51 AM MST
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  • 5354
    Nope, If you give another good reason to make a scene I'll use Twitter
      November 11, 2017 1:26 PM MST
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  • 13071
    Image result for gifs of women fartingMaybe.
      November 11, 2017 2:01 PM MST
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  • 394
    Yes, as long as you never tell anyone we went to that party.
      November 11, 2017 2:16 PM MST
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  • 53404


      Wait, folks, I hope all of you notice that I'm not in any of those photos!


      ~




     
      November 11, 2017 8:15 PM MST
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  • 10740
    Afraid you won't fit it because it's too classy for you?
      November 12, 2017 3:38 PM MST
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  • 53404


      Grrrrr.   (((((You're supposed to be on my side, Jane!  What do you think that envelope full of money was for?  Now get back in there and say something nice about me. Really build me up, you know.)))))



    ~

      November 12, 2017 3:58 PM MST
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  • 10740
    That wasn't an 'envelope full of money'. It was an old sock with three nickels and a losing Powerball ticket.  You're on your own, Randy.
      November 12, 2017 7:58 PM MST
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  • 53404


      Socks, nickels and a worthless lottery ticket?  Hey, someone switched envelopes on me!

    ~
      November 12, 2017 8:02 PM MST
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  • 22891
    sure
      November 11, 2017 2:41 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Why would you ask such a thing when you know I will sell you out in a heartbeat?



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 12, 2017 3:38 PM MST
      November 11, 2017 6:27 PM MST
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  • 53404


      Wait a minute, a PIZZA?  Nothing more than a pizza?  You're kidding me, right?  They flash a heart-shaped pizza in front of your face, and that's all it takes?  I can't believe you'd do this to me!  What about all the capers we ran together back in Chicago?  Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

      ~



     
      November 11, 2017 8:21 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I would do it for just a slice.   (I LOVE you, you know)

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 12, 2017 11:15 AM MST
      November 12, 2017 10:52 AM MST
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  • 53404


      Detective, I don't even know that woman, and I don't think she knows me either. Whatever she has told you about me is pure fiction, simple as that. She's probably a Hollywood scriptwriter or screenwriter or producer or something like that. You can't hold me based on anything she said; you've got to let me go, you've just got to!
    ~
      November 12, 2017 11:19 AM MST
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