That was a secret issue until she discovered 'virtual laser keyboard' where the keyboard is projected onto a 1/4 inch thick stainless steel plate -guaranteed to last a RosieG lifetime or a thousand years.
What we need to do is hook it up to a power plant and harness her energy. Now that's a clean and efficient power source that could power the world for decades to come!
Pffffft! Keyboards are for rank amateurs! She's packin', baby!
""Hmmm, this connector goes directly to the Randy D voodoo doll I bought at the flea market last month. Let's see how Mr. Smarty-Pants will twitch with 500,000 volts of electricity going through his hiney . . . "
This post was edited by Randy D at November 12, 2017 6:00 PM MST
The keyboard isn't the trick, having a secret tag-team is how she does it.
"Land sakes alive, I'm plumb worn out! Take over for me, Millicent, the lumbago has its grip on me again." "Tell me again what the escape key is for? I've never been to jail so I don't think I need it." "I thought it was Gertrude's turn to post questions, anyway, I can't conjure up any new anti-Trump stuff." "New? What do you mean? We never need new material, we just regurgitate around here!" "Refrigerate? No thank you, I prefer canning." "Caning was never used as punishment in my parochial school. That's barbaric and cruel." "I've heard that using a laptop can make me sterile. I don't want to take a chance losing my fertility." "I doubt you have much to worry about there, dearie. Happy Sunday!"
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This post was edited by Randy D at November 12, 2017 6:02 PM MST
Kittigate 