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HEY...Why aren't you at church?

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Posted - November 12, 2017
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  • 13277
    I'm Jewish! I went to shul yesterday, however.
      November 12, 2017 7:39 AM MST
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  • 44649
    Because I am also Jewish.
      November 12, 2017 7:42 AM MST
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  • Good morning Element: As a Christian, I guess that makes us first cousins in the faith. Shalom!
      November 12, 2017 8:15 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Jews down south say, "Shalom y'all." LOL.
      November 12, 2017 9:43 AM MST
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  • 44649
    I guess so.
      November 12, 2017 10:20 AM MST
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  • What? You can't take your pad to church???
      November 12, 2017 7:45 AM MST
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  • 135
    Seems churches do not like invisible forces that actually work.
      November 12, 2017 8:23 AM MST
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  • Spooky?
      November 12, 2017 8:59 AM MST
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  • 135
    WIFI
      November 12, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  • Lol get it now 
      November 16, 2017 2:57 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Hahahaha!
      November 12, 2017 9:31 AM MST
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  • 44649
    HUH.
      November 12, 2017 10:20 AM MST
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  • 5614
    Its Sunday not the Sabbath.
      November 12, 2017 7:54 AM MST
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  • 5808
    my Church is within the temple of life.
      November 12, 2017 8:23 AM MST
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  • Someone stole all the lead!
      November 12, 2017 9:00 AM MST
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  • 7795
    I don't need a church or religion in my life at all and apparently, I'm in the minority. This post was edited by Zack at November 12, 2017 3:18 PM MST
      November 12, 2017 9:02 AM MST
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  • 44649
    I have a feeling you are NOT in the minority.
      November 12, 2017 10:22 AM MST
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  • 13395
    I sobered up now and have my own pad so I don't need to find a warm place to sit and sip my wine anymore.
      November 12, 2017 9:05 AM MST
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  • Good for you congratulations you must be proud :)
      November 12, 2017 9:42 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yep, we'll that story isn't exactly true to the fact though. 
      November 12, 2017 10:31 AM MST
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  • 10052
    My church meets on Friday nights. Out in the forest. We build a big fire, sacrifice a few conservatives and dance around in the moonlight.
      November 12, 2017 9:34 AM MST
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  • Wow that must be quite a cleanup afterwards I think dexter used 3mm refuse sacks
      November 12, 2017 9:45 AM MST
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  • 10052
    Nah, we just let the pigs and vultures that we worship take care of cleanup. 
      November 16, 2017 9:50 AM MST
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  • 44649
    Any good wine and smoke?
      November 12, 2017 10:23 AM MST
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