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Are you interested in peeking into the mind of an idiot?

A person walks into a grocery store and, among other things, purchases items to make chicken soup.  Then, immediately upon leaving the store, drives directly to the local Chinese restaurant and orders 3 very large containers of various forms of chicken based soups, along with other food from the menu, of course.  WTF? What were they thinking? How much hot soup can one person drink in a day?  How much food can they eat?  And, what's going to happen to all the ingredients for the soup if there is enough prepared food to last for a few days?



I need serious help. :-(

 

Posted - November 14, 2017
Tags : Lazy Moron idiot spendthrift yeah it was me don't know what I was thinking because I wasn't

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  • 3463
    Maybe they are serving it in a soup kitchen.
      November 14, 2017 5:48 PM MST
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  • 6126
    No.  It was ME ME ME that did that stupid thing!  I bought this stuff all for myself.  I'm an idiot.
      November 14, 2017 6:56 PM MST
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  • 3463
    Stop saying that! You are no idiot.
    My son works with a real idiot. She is a bartender where he works. And one night he was filling a bottle with Pine Sol and water.
    When he went to the tap to put the water in, she said,"I didn't know that they had Pine Sol on tap." 
    Now that is a true idiot LOL.
      November 14, 2017 7:21 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Bwahahahahaha!  Thank you LM!  That was just what I needed. :-)
      November 14, 2017 7:23 PM MST
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  • 3463
    My pleasure, and I can't tell you how many times after grocery shopping, I made a stop at a local eatery to bring home something to eat. 
    Who want's go home and cook after grocery shopping?
    I am too tired for that.
      November 14, 2017 7:30 PM MST
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  • 32700
    Maybe they are going to make some up ahead of time and freeze it for easy use later.
      November 14, 2017 6:09 PM MST
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  • 6126
    No.  That wasn't the plan.  There was no plan.  The shopper was ME!  I'm an idiot. 
      November 14, 2017 6:56 PM MST
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  • 7683
    There is an idiot in each of us, we should celebrate the idiotness within us;))
      November 14, 2017 7:02 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Thank you Veena.  I embrace it every day.  I like to keep expectations low so when something good happens, people are pleasantly surprised and proud of me.
      November 14, 2017 7:24 PM MST
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  • 7683
    People are proud of Harry they know....you need no changing in Jamie's words cos I said so;))
      November 14, 2017 7:30 PM MST
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  • 2327
    You like chicken soup. It's okay. Chicken soup is good. 

    I think I positively identified the store in the GIF as Target. 
      November 14, 2017 8:11 PM MST
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  • 6126
    That's a sharp eye Righty.  I didn't notice the store.  Yes, chicken soup soothes the soul at times.
      November 15, 2017 5:42 AM MST
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  • 44231
    Odd...I am Jewish and don't like chicken soup.
      November 16, 2017 10:26 AM MST
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  • 6126
    It's probably the reason why you don't like chicken soup!  Did you grow up in a kosher home and were forced to consume a lot of bland salty chicken? lol.
      November 16, 2017 4:00 PM MST
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  • 44231
    Well, mom cooked a variety of foods, with a smattering of Kosher foods now and again. One was a soup called Koit, which is a sweet and sour beef, cabbage and tomato soup. We all loved it but I haven't had it in decades. I think my sister has the recipe.
      November 16, 2017 4:06 PM MST
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  • 6126
    mmm.  I've had that soup but I don't remember that name for it.  I make a killer borscht.  

    I only mentioned the kosher because the Jewish men I've spoken with that don't like chicken soup, don't/didn't eat chicken at all due to being raised in a kosher home.  Kosher food is just nasty.  Bland and salty.  Bleah.
      November 16, 2017 4:20 PM MST
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  • 44231
    Send me your recipe for borscht. (PM). I like chicken and I have a knack for cooking it so it is not dry and un-swallowable.
      November 16, 2017 4:29 PM MST
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  • "Waah waah waah I feel sick:(... Waah waah waah ... I have too much soup.:( " It's not all about YOU, Harry. I don't even have any soup. What about ME??? Poor me.
      November 15, 2017 5:01 AM MST
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  • 6126
    LOL.  Come on over and pick some up then. 
      November 15, 2017 5:43 AM MST
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  • Meh, no thanks. I don't really like soup;)
      November 16, 2017 7:05 AM MST
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  • 3463
    She can give your portion to me. I love soup.
      November 16, 2017 9:23 AM MST
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  • Ummmmmm no, I don't really want to share my imaginary soup. :(
      November 16, 2017 1:55 PM MST
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  • 3463
    OK 
      November 16, 2017 2:31 PM MST
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  • :) 
      November 16, 2017 2:33 PM MST
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