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Harry

Are you interested in peeking into the mind of an idiot?

A person walks into a grocery store and, among other things, purchases items to make chicken soup.  Then, immediately upon leaving the store, drives directly to the local Chinese restaurant and orders 3 very large containers of various forms of chicken based soups, along with other food from the menu, of course.  WTF? What were they thinking? How much hot soup can one person drink in a day?  How much food can they eat?  And, what's going to happen to all the ingredients for the soup if there is enough prepared food to last for a few days?



I need serious help. :-(

 

Posted - November 14, 2017
Tags : Lazy Moron idiot spendthrift yeah it was me don't know what I was thinking because I wasn't

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  • 6124
    You're even a b*tch about imaginary stuff!  I think I need to adopt you.  You're the daughter I never wanted to give birth to!  
      November 16, 2017 4:04 PM MST
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  • Yessssssss! Please adopt me :( we can hunt biscuits together;). ... seriously though, I hope you're feeling better. 
      November 16, 2017 4:13 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Thanks.  I'm doing good.  BTW, you don't want to go hunting for biscuits.  They're too short and dumb. lol.  FYI, biscuit keeps texting me.  I guess I'll take another bite when I have some free time again, unless something better comes along. lol.  
      November 16, 2017 4:24 PM MST
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  • I'm glad  you're feeling better:) having the flu is the worst :( keep that bisquit on the back burner;) never know when you might need a snack;) 
      November 16, 2017 4:31 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Thanks.  And yes, that's the plan. ;-)
      November 16, 2017 4:38 PM MST
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    682
    I don't get how people 'eat soup'. It lacks substantial amount of carbs / protein for me.
      November 16, 2017 10:05 AM MST
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  • 44654
    Try this:

      November 16, 2017 10:29 AM MST
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  • 34452
    You must add crackers or cornbread for carbs.
      November 16, 2017 11:09 AM MST
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  • 44654
    Yes...they would work.
      November 16, 2017 4:07 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LOL.  I take it you haven't done any research into nutrition.   There are so many soups that are full of carbs, protein, & vitamins.
      November 16, 2017 4:12 PM MST
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  • 682
    I get diarrhea from eating soups from chinese places.
      November 17, 2017 3:25 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Thanks for sharing! :-D

    Since we both feel comfortable doing so, I'll admit I got a terrible case of diarrhea yesterday while stuck in the Walmart Tire Center for hours.  I'm very grateful it doesn't matter what we do in those bathrooms.  I couldn't imagine doing what I did in Tiffany's!  
      November 17, 2017 12:44 PM MST
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  • Carbs are not important or needed in a healthy diet.  Fruits and veggies have more than enough.
      November 16, 2017 5:15 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I have my very own mirror to help me with that each morning... .:(D
      November 16, 2017 11:19 AM MST
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  • 6124
    LMAO!  I'm glad you said that and didn't force me to do it for you. jk ;-)
      November 16, 2017 4:26 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I rarely have to force any one two do anything......and if any one says different thanthey are lying.....:)D 
      November 16, 2017 5:43 PM MST
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  • 3375
    I would probably assume they are preparing for elective surgery that involved the ability to eat solid foods for a while.  

    Yeh, I stocked up on a lot of soup in prep for my sinus surgery.  :)
      November 16, 2017 2:35 PM MST
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  • 6124
    No. No surgery honey.  I'm just a dumba$$.  I also think I've turned into one of those people who mutters to myself.  Pretty soon, everyone will find me sitting in a corner with drool running down my chin.


    It's really good to see you PeaPod!  Have you been doing well since the surgery?
      November 16, 2017 4:30 PM MST
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  • 3375
    Very well Harry.  I just became a grandma for the first time.  My daughter had a beautiful little boy.  I am well healed from the surgery and haven't had sinus issues since.

    I forgot how much I missed some people here.  I'm glad you are still around.  

    You are hardly an idiot.  If that is the silliest thing you have done in recent times, you are doing just fine.  I do silly things all the time.  
      November 16, 2017 4:36 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Congratulations on your grandson!  I know that will be one spoiled little baby boy!

    I'm so glad that surgery did the trick!  And thanks for the compliment.  I do idiotic things on a daily basis.  It's now become an ingrained habit. ;-)
      November 16, 2017 4:44 PM MST
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  • I just have roll my eyes in the back of my head to do that.
      November 16, 2017 2:37 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Yes. I know honey.  *pats you on the head*  
      November 16, 2017 4:35 PM MST
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  • Where's my lolli?

    GIVE ME A LOLLI!!!!
      November 16, 2017 5:16 PM MST
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  • 6124

     

      November 16, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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