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Benedict Arnold

Do you have any ninja skills?

Posted - November 18, 2017
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  • 10049
    Yep. My margarita skills are the best. 
      November 18, 2017 7:24 PM MST
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  • I'm coming over with a bag of limes.
      November 18, 2017 7:25 PM MST
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  • I'm a mind Ninja... anyone who knows me,  knows that. I'm Good at getting 'most' people to do whatever I want them to.. then they thank me for letting them do it for me. 

    Then there's a$$holes who call me Pepsi who aren't susceptible to my ninja powers.. they suck ;)
      November 18, 2017 7:38 PM MST
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  • She's the womanliest woman in the world.


    " I don't always drink wine, but when I do.  I always call it fruit salad."
      November 18, 2017 7:42 PM MST
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  • Wrong... " I'm having fruit salad for dinner... actually, I'm having grapes... fermented grapes... I'm having wine for dinner" 
      November 18, 2017 7:45 PM MST
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  • If I promise to never call you that thing again will you settle the fahk down?
      November 18, 2017 7:51 PM MST
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  • Huh? What did you call me? There's some faking funny people on my televison:) there's some old guy with bags on eyes talking about Nafta  and Regan and free trade... then talk about trump then Trudeau... lol :) now  just mentioned Mulroney.. lol  so confused :) ... OH! Was W5... i think I'm too high. What did you mean though?
      November 18, 2017 7:57 PM MST
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  • I just promised not to say it any more.


    You're sitting around around watching the National like an old Canadian person...llololololol
      November 18, 2017 8:00 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I'm housesitting and I never get a cable at my house  ... I'm Not really house sitting but staying at someone's house not home yet ... lol I don't know wtf I'm doing or how work the remote :)
      November 18, 2017 8:03 PM MST
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  • Not home yet?


    ooo-la-la?? Or no ooo-la-la?
      November 18, 2017 8:05 PM MST
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  • Won't be back in town till after 1am ... as high as I am... won't be any "oh la la" unless happens  while I'm passed out ... I'm into that kinda ohh la la though. :)
      November 18, 2017 8:08 PM MST
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  • And why wouldn't you be?  Why wouldn't anyone?
      November 18, 2017 8:20 PM MST
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  • 5835
    Yes. Watch this.
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    Wanna see it again?
      November 18, 2017 10:14 PM MST
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  • 52951

     

      Only when trying to circumvent some of the conditions on those pesky restraining orders in Minneapolis. Shhhhh!




    ~

      November 16, 2022 9:36 PM MST
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