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Benedict Arnold

How do I help a friend get rid of cat they don't know they want to get rid of?

Posted - November 20, 2017
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  • I hate people and cats equally ... so it's fine then ;) 
      November 20, 2017 4:55 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Someday you will come around.

      November 20, 2017 4:56 PM MST
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  • You mean i'll want to own a cat? If that happens hunt me down and shove  purple pen in throat <-- disclaimer " not that there's anything wrong with having a cat. ( I dont want any crazy cat people attacking me . I get enough of that at work :/ )
      November 20, 2017 5:02 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Yes.  I see this happening.  You will become a cat woman.

      November 20, 2017 5:05 PM MST
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  • You better stock up on purple pens then :/ 
      November 20, 2017 5:07 PM MST
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  • 46117
    fking gif didn't post

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2017 5:28 PM MST
      November 20, 2017 5:08 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I F'kin see it. It Did :)
      November 20, 2017 5:11 PM MST
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  • 46117
    No 

    The one I had was great.  This is disappointed CAT WOMAN who did not get the gif she wanted for you.
      November 20, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • Oh :( here ... this song will make you feel better ... or make you yell at me if watch it .. lol 

    https://youtu.be/bUwE_YFwpzE
      November 20, 2017 5:44 PM MST
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  • I'll put it in our ":pact"
      November 20, 2017 5:39 PM MST
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  • You always say the right thing :) do you have a cat? 
      November 20, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I now pronounce you two.

    I do.

    I can see you both as a couple.  There.  It is. DONE.  Just like that.

    Now.  Please outdo Winged Wonder and Goat Boy professing your adoration for each other on every answer and every question. 

    (not a gossiper)
      November 20, 2017 5:43 PM MST
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  • screw you sharonna......lol
      November 20, 2017 5:53 PM MST
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  • who is  a couple? This aite is to confusing for me tonight :)
      November 20, 2017 8:23 PM MST
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  • Fahhhhhhhhhhk no!
    Unless you consider the damn ferel cats that come around and chit and pi$$ on everything at night.
      November 20, 2017 5:43 PM MST
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  • I should have sussed the cat issue on Saturday night... but I was too  busy watching Ronald Regan and Mulroney on the television... so I got confused. 
      November 20, 2017 5:48 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Are you guys really ignoring ME?  Oh man. 
      November 20, 2017 5:49 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I replied to you!! Sent you a wet pussy video ;)
      November 20, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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  • 46117
    NO WP here.

    You guys would be the perfect married couple to live next door to me.  I want this.

    Pizza forever.

      November 20, 2017 5:56 PM MST
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  • What's a WP?? WHY DONT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE MY VIDEO I POSTED FOR YOU!!!  Woman ;)
      November 20, 2017 5:59 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I did with the one above.  Pussy Cat Dolls?  HUH????? HUH????
      November 20, 2017 7:54 PM MST
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  • Lol ... what? :)
      November 20, 2017 8:20 PM MST
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  • Jaimie, and Glis and Sharonna the shrew
    Jaimie had a cat problem. she knew not what to do
    Sharonna suggested pizza
    Glis said: and pot brownies too!

    Jaimie, and Glis, and Sharonna the shrew This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 20, 2017 7:13 PM MST
      November 20, 2017 6:05 PM MST
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  • 46117
    See this bad poem you think is good?

    This is why you need to know the diff

    Between a brewski and a Pot soda, you really should.

    Or else you may not realize edibles are not the same as a whiff

    of weed

    this hardly resembles what came from that seed.

    People get drunk and never take heed

    People drink weed pop and their mind is now freed.

    (oh brother)  Do NOT DRINK THIS STUFF IT ROTS YOUR BRAIN)
      November 20, 2017 7:59 PM MST
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  • I ate two gummies and brownie earlier.   I'm fricked.
      November 20, 2017 8:07 PM MST
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