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Benedict Arnold

How do I help a friend get rid of cat they don't know they want to get rid of?

Posted - November 20, 2017
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  • 7776
    You don't get "rid" of cats. You just accept them as your children and be done with it.
      November 20, 2017 4:49 PM MST
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  • Oh :( okay ... cos you said so, Zack :)
      November 20, 2017 4:52 PM MST
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  • 373
    That's right!
    When you get a cat or any pet it's for LIFE; not until you feel like "getting rid" of the pet.
      November 22, 2017 9:56 AM MST
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  • True....unless it's time for it to go. 
      November 27, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Try posting an ad for her pussy on Craigslist.  I'm sure someone will bite. :-D
      November 20, 2017 4:50 PM MST
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  • Lol it's a he with the faaking cat ... not a she... this will be a first for reasons I end a relationship... I  didn't like his pussy :( 
      November 20, 2017 4:53 PM MST
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  • 6126
    If he has a pussy, he's not for you.  Trust me.
      November 20, 2017 4:59 PM MST
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  • 46117
    UH oh.  A trans-gender racist of the first order here.   Harry is prejudiced.  REPORTED. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2017 5:38 PM MST
      November 20, 2017 5:03 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Thank you.  I live for those PMs telling me I've crossed the line.
      November 20, 2017 5:17 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Oh you too?  Gee I had thought I was the only one till now. 

    THANK YOU!!!!  Ever so.

    (I think they report all 5 of us but they cannot throw us off because?  THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT FIVE OF US)
      November 20, 2017 5:24 PM MST
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  • 6126
    You're welcome and

    EXACTLY RIGHT!  
      November 20, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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  • I know :) I just like   staying at his house cos Is  close to work ... and the sex is ... well, better than none. Lol yeah, maybe gotta end this before to close to holidays ;)
      November 20, 2017 5:06 PM MST
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  • 6126
    Meh.  Might as well hang in there for the Christmas presents.


    I know what you mean about the sex.  It's why I'm holding onto the biscuit for a little while. 
      November 20, 2017 5:19 PM MST
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  • He's actually a really great guy ... I like him a lot ... I'm just in a pissy mood tonight:) the cat has to go, though. 
      November 20, 2017 5:23 PM MST
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  • 6126
    LOL. I was in a pussy, I mean pissy, mood yesterday.  I wanted to bite the heads off dolls.

    I was really hoping I'd have time to play today but I'm really pressed.  Have to finish packing, leaving early in morning.  I'll pop in on Wednesday and see if you're around. :-)
      November 20, 2017 5:26 PM MST
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  • Have a nice Vacation :) talk soon :)
      November 20, 2017 5:34 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Better than NONE?

    You must lower your standards a little more.


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2017 5:26 PM MST
      November 20, 2017 5:25 PM MST
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  • I was having sex with my insane  ex about once or twice  a month for almost a year while single... can't get much lower than that :) this is a step up for me .. lol
      November 20, 2017 5:27 PM MST
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  • I'm gonna really wish I did not say all this when I'm not pms' ing :/ meh  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 20, 2017 5:30 PM MST
      November 20, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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  • Oh sure you can.   I'll be over tomorrow and show ya'.
      November 20, 2017 5:51 PM MST
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  • Yeah ... you seem like something I'd "do" ;) 
      November 20, 2017 5:57 PM MST
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  • Never trust a he with a cat.
      November 20, 2017 5:37 PM MST
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  • That's why I need to get rid of the cat.... 
      November 20, 2017 5:39 PM MST
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  • 46117
    No no no no

    Hate people not cats
      November 20, 2017 4:50 PM MST
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