How do I help a friend get rid of cat they don't know they want to get rid of?

Lol :) can't top this answer. 

What's more fun than that?

I watch hours and hours of serial killers.  I think my brain is worse than that.

I would do a number on Donald Trump for fun.

He does not need both eyes.  For starters.  I would burn his eye with a blow torch.  I would melt it.  Then I would scoop out the puss days later.  With a rusty spoon.

That is just one eye.

I can go on for a year.  That is fun for me.  Not desecrating some poor animal. 

If cats had opposable thumbs, they wouldn't need us. They'd wipe us out tomorrow. Cats are EVIL bastards. The greater bilby is critically endangered, the lesser bilby believed to be extinct. Cats are the reason.
That said, my comment was quite obviously a macabre joke.

I love you like a brother now.

I think that would work :) i won't be back for few days ... but if I have enough fruit salad Thursday... I'll say that ;)

Make it really crazy sounding too.   Throw him through a loop.

Say: " Evil Pink Bunny Glis told me to tell you......."

Were you evil pink too?

he was ...... 

lol.... Yes!   You never realized that?

Not once.  I thought it was a gay woman.  HA  I used to talk to you all the time on the chat, JUST TO BE NICE, YOU ANUS.  lol

Now what if I were a gay woman myself and had the hots for you?  Nice.   I maybe would have offed myself because you think it is funny to impersonate people.

This is all on you. 

Oh wait, I'm not gay and this is all made up anyway.  I think I drank too much of that pop. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 20, 2017 8:04 PM MST

Oh my Sharonna.  That's hilarious.  I was even using this same profile just change the name sometimes.

Lol :) I don't do stuff like that anymore ... not since the "orange juice incident" :) 

Time to get your game back.

I know ... but every time I get my game back... they put me in that room where all the walls are pink... I don't like it there:(.... lol ... seriously though. .... I went to a local jail recently. Not put in one ... but cos other reason ... and the guy working there show me they have a pink room to calm crazy people down :) I love that :)

Could build you one next to the basement tent.
Or screw it,  pink basement tent.  Let's make it weird. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 20, 2017 6:21 PM MST

Maybe just a pink corner in the basement  .... you could put the "timeout" chair there. Yeah nah ... that's no place to calm down ;)

I like it!

Deal... it's in the "pact"  ;) 

I keep having mental movies of the Kids in the Hall girl running through the woods and saying " It's a pact"

Lol :) i think she says ... "it's a fact" but "pact" works to ... cos the Dave's I  know said so. 

She does,  just how my mind works.

You know some of them are David?

But most of them are Daves.