Active Now

Danilo_G
Shuhak
Discussion » Statements » Rosie's Corner » Should we just cancel Christmas now instead of waiting for sexual harassment allegations against Santa by his female elf workers?
Benedict Arnold

Should we just cancel Christmas now instead of waiting for sexual harassment allegations against Santa by his female elf workers?

Posted - November 30, 2017
Tags : None

Responses


  • 1812
    They told him the toys just were not enough.
      November 30, 2017 1:26 PM MST
    3

  • 5835
    No. I'm waiting for sexual harassment allegations by the reindeer. They're all girls, you know. Only girls have antlers in winter. And after Christmas there is nothing to do until spring.

    Can you name all the reindeer in Santa's team before Rudolph? There were nine.

    Dasher
    Dancer
    Prancer
    Vixen
    Comet
    Cupid
    Donner
    Blitzen
    Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.

      November 30, 2017 1:33 PM MST
    3

  • 24136
    that last line made me smile a lot!
    :)
      November 30, 2017 8:18 PM MST
    0

  • 17317
    Santa is a paedophile. Creeps into children's rooms at night ...
      November 30, 2017 3:45 PM MST
    1

  • This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 30, 2017 8:16 PM MST
      November 30, 2017 3:47 PM MST
    1

  • 46117
    Well, how about cancelling life?

    That is the only sure protection against everything that could happen.


      November 30, 2017 3:48 PM MST
    3

  • 5354
    Come now, You ought to know that ALL of Santas 'elf workers' are male. The girls we sometimes see in films merely do household chores, see that the boys get fed, that their workspace are kept reasonably clean ...
    So when will Santa get sued for the sexual discrimination in his hiring policies I an sure there are lots of elf girls who can make just as good dollies as the elf boys can. (maybe even better)
      November 30, 2017 6:14 PM MST
    2

  • 24136

    I love that question.
    :)


    and on to New Year's Eve!
      November 30, 2017 8:17 PM MST
    1