You're probably thinking, "Who screwed up and let Randy D be in charge of this project?" ~

  "First order of business, everyone will be assigned a supply of 5,000 tildes, which must be used sparingly, I warn you.  These tildes are the Randisinuss version, they are extremely rare and extremely brutal, or viscous.   Sharonna here will be the PTTC, that is to say the Project Tough Tilde Coordinator, all of you will submit to her  both beginning of shift and end of shift reports on the inventory and application of the tildes in your care.  Sharonna, you will meet with me every Monday morning just before the lunch hour and outline the progress of tilde-distribution and maintenance.  Oh, that's all in addition to your regular duties in the grammar-excellence assurance office and the employee massage center.
  "Now then, moving on to the office-wide marijuana abatement policy . . . 

Those viscous tildes are the worst kind!

I have our Tilde Mascot.

Ms. Tilda Swinton.   What is it when the word sounds the same but spelled differently?

  Homonyms.

   "Next, bring that Jane S lady out of retirement.  She'll make a perfect assistant to Sharonna.  Yesssss, that's the ticket!  All of this is shaping up quite nicely."



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SHe is not nice to you but she is way nicer than me.  I don't know if she would like being my assistant.  Maybe  I should be hers.

( . . . nicer than I am.)   That's it; you're fired, get OUT! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 

I left all kinds of bad things on here today like THis and such.   You need to know that I care that you are not idle.  I don't want you falling into the Devil's Workshop.

I ain't gonna be nobody's grammar assistant. And keep those slimy tildes away from me.

Picture me caring about grammar.

  I've always been quite impressed with your grammar, my dear.



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Awww that is SO sweet.  It's just that I don't CARE about it like you do.

I love my grammar but I love my gramper too.

Ans THAT is why you got the job. We knew no woman is safe with you around, not even grammars. so we thought it best that you focus on tildes for a while.