What are the benefits of a man getting married?

 I am an older married guy, so I have some thoughts on this. First of all ------- my wife is a good cook. Instant weight gain. Worth coming home to. I like a grilled cheese sandwich once in a while. 

As a single guy, I would really like people to stop asking me when I'm gonna get married.  I guess that would be a benefit. 

None that I can think of.

That's a good answer, charface, although it's been a few years since anyone last asked me that question.

Someone to do dishes and laundry.

Instead of getting married, a man would be better served and suffer less grief if he simply found a woman who hates him and bought her a house.

Soon after that he has a child and that causes a strong change in his behavior, The juvenile irresponsibility largely evaporate and he becomes a solid citizen. Very beneficial for society ;-))

A divorce lawyer will be able to send his kids to college on the guy´s behalf.

For whom?

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Cut out the middle process, right?

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Lol.

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Hold on, let my ask my wife. I don't know the answer to this one.

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I'm back. It's a little difficult for me to see the screen, what with all the swelling. Does anyone have a cold compress that I could borrow for a while?

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(The bad part is that I still don't know the answer. Wait, come to think of it, I wasn't the one who wanted to know in the first place. I got my eye swollen shut because of someone else's question . . . Grilly!!!!!!)

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