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When I work in the garden my hands get all cruddy with soil. Does that make me a dirty old man?

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Posted - December 9, 2017
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  • 22891
    i dont think so
      December 9, 2017 2:52 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Any word about that job in Texas?
      December 9, 2017 2:53 PM MST
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  • 53509


      My friend, I believe that ship had already sailed long, long ago before gardening ever entered the picture.




    ~
      December 9, 2017 3:20 PM MST
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  • 5808
    thankfully
    that all washes off
      December 9, 2017 4:57 PM MST
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  • 10641
    Not unless you're over 90.  Otherwise it makes you a dirty young man.
      December 9, 2017 5:36 PM MST
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  • 6124
    What a waste of a question.  Honey, you were a dirty old man when you were a young man without soil on your hands. ;-)
      December 9, 2017 7:04 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Do the neighbors' cats use your garden for their litter box? Might be worser than a dirty old man.
      December 9, 2017 7:40 PM MST
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  • 11005
    That and those other allegations.
      December 9, 2017 8:46 PM MST
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  • 53509


      Wait, I thought he had a good alibi and a slick lawyer . . . oh. 


      Never mind. 


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      December 9, 2017 9:02 PM MST
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  • 7792
    That depends on if you're an old man. You're definitely dirty though.
      December 9, 2017 9:41 PM MST
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