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What would you do if you woke up one morning as a giant bug?

Posted - December 13, 2017

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  • 5614
    Expect my lady bug to still give me a hug :)
      December 13, 2017 9:05 PM MST
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  • I'm not sure if I'm alllowed to answer any questions related to bugs or pests. I guess I'd be fine with it..as long as I wasn't a fly. Flys get shoo'd. 
      December 13, 2017 9:07 PM MST
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  • This bug is fine, some kind of giant cockroach, but metaphorical.
      December 13, 2017 9:26 PM MST
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  • 5354
    Well at first I would just lie there and be very surprized.

    Then I would check the news if maybe something explaining it was mentioned.
      December 13, 2017 9:52 PM MST
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  • You might have trouble pushing buttons with your little buggy hands. :)
      December 13, 2017 10:11 PM MST
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  • 5354
    If I am a giant bug. I have strong claws :D
      December 14, 2017 3:43 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Some of us need the extra legs in old age to help us get around easier and help prevent falling. 
    Only problem is that we might take up too much room on the bus.
      December 14, 2017 5:06 AM MST
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  • Lol. Also, getting new glasses. What eye doctor can make glasses for someone with multi-lensed eyes? :)
      December 14, 2017 12:00 PM MST
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  • 23577



    I'd call up Franz Kafka (if he were alive) and tell him I am living proof that his short story "Metamorphosis" is true!




    Kafka is one of my favorite authors.
    :)
      December 17, 2017 8:18 PM MST
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  • You just made my day :)
      December 17, 2017 8:53 PM MST
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  • 23577
    I'm glad I did! That's fun!
    (Thanks for a Pick!)

    :)

    What a wild short story that is. Love it.
      December 17, 2017 8:59 PM MST
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  • Have you ever read The Dream of a Ridiculous Man? It's a short story by Fyodor Dostoevsky. It's very good. I read it regularly.
      December 17, 2017 9:08 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Yes, I've read it!!
    I like Dostoevsky a lot, too!
    :)
      December 18, 2017 7:22 PM MST
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