How much higher can the sock market climb before it slumps?

not much

I wouldn't touch that with a one foot pole. 

"Sock" "foot" Get it? 

Never mind.

  Trends like that usually run their courses and then drop off gradually, so those of you who save your statements in old shoeboxes need not worry. Instead, you can rely on economic experts' advice to foot the bill in the short term, and nail down a tidy profit for yourselves in the rat race ahead. After that, however, once the market dries up on you, please don't make a stink about it, just reboot your computers and concentrate on other accounts. 
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