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Benedict Arnold

Why is my living room spinning and how can I make it stop?

Posted - December 16, 2017
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  • 14795
    Because you live in a converted Windmill and you've just turned on the power again......:(D This post was edited by Nice Jugs at December 16, 2017 10:28 PM MST
      December 16, 2017 5:26 PM MST
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  • That's what I thought... thanks clear that up for me ;)
      December 16, 2017 5:29 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Run into another room.  Quickly.
      December 16, 2017 5:29 PM MST
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  • I ... WILL... FALL. Seriosly serious . 
      December 16, 2017 5:30 PM MST
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  • 6124
    That's okay.  It's good for you.  Makes your bones stronger. lol. 
      December 16, 2017 5:42 PM MST
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  • Yes it will ... I'm like super man right now... if I was a man and my kryptonite was the colour purple . I keep staring at purple mug and I want to kill it. 
      December 16, 2017 5:46 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Hmmm.  I wish I knew what to say to that but.....I got nothing. ;-)

    I think you need to stay home the rest of the night.
      December 16, 2017 6:03 PM MST
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  • I have to go out by ninethirty ... lol NINE THIRTY.9 PLUS THIRTY  ... I can't finding my mascara 
      December 16, 2017 6:10 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LMAO!  If you find it and when you put it on, if it's thick and goopy & makes your eyes burn, you've just applied toothpaste to your eyelashes.
      December 16, 2017 6:16 PM MST
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  • 7795
    You can make it stop by putting down the alcohol and giving it to ME!!!
      December 16, 2017 6:14 PM MST
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  • You don't drink , zack :p 
      December 16, 2017 6:21 PM MST
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  • 7795
    I do if it's a beer.
      December 16, 2017 7:48 PM MST
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  • Ahhh I see :) I saw you post while back never drink ... beer not included then ... check ;)gots you :)
      December 16, 2017 7:52 PM MST
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  • 7795
    Ok ok. I've had one beer this year. That's my limit.
      December 16, 2017 7:55 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I never know when to believe you ;p 
      December 16, 2017 8:15 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Too many fruit salads;))
      December 16, 2017 7:09 PM MST
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  • NEVER ! Never too many fruit salad ;)
      December 16, 2017 7:17 PM MST
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  • 7683
    The Christmas tree no doubt;))
      December 16, 2017 7:18 PM MST
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  • lol :) well there's that :/  
      December 16, 2017 7:19 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh yes;))
      December 16, 2017 7:22 PM MST
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  • 53526


      I have bad news for you: that's not your living room, it's the bathroom in your hotel suite in Paris (note the bidet  to your right side). Everything is spinning because you've been guzzling French wine for two days and three nights as if it were water. To make it stop spinning, YOU have to stop. 

      You're all dressed for the party on your little black dress (you look amazing in it), but you didn't take into account the time zones. It is now 6:30 am in Paris, and the party was at 9:30 pm. Don't worry, though, because being Paris, the party is still in full swing.  

    ~
      December 16, 2017 10:36 PM MST
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  • I'm starting to notice when ever I pass out, you just happen to be around with a camera. Security..... SECURITY!! 

      December 17, 2017 4:14 PM MST
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  • 53526



      Stop squirming and tell me if this chloroform smells like a rag.

    ~



      December 18, 2017 7:33 AM MST
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  • Okay fine, just wake me up when it's over. 

      December 18, 2017 10:12 AM MST
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