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Why did the coroner keep the beautiful cadaver in the corner?

Posted - December 19, 2017

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  • 1812
    You don't even want to know.
      December 19, 2017 7:34 PM MST
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  • 16791
    He was necrophiliac. Necrophilia is dead boring.
      December 19, 2017 8:00 PM MST
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  • 6124
    LMAO!
      December 20, 2017 3:58 PM MST
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  • 6124
    He needed a lunch date.
      December 20, 2017 3:59 PM MST
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  • 14795
    And people are dying to dine with him I suppose...:(
      December 20, 2017 4:28 PM MST
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  • 14795
    And people are dying to dine with him I suppose...:(
      December 20, 2017 4:28 PM MST
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  • 7683
    LOL luncheons ...so deadly;))
      December 20, 2017 8:42 PM MST
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  • 14795
    It's not whats on the menu as today's special.....it's more who up for dinner today  !! And the meals are on me for once....hehe 
      December 21, 2017 2:41 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Because he wanted some Body to chill with and keep him company for the evening that couldn't
    tell tales and he could stay Up late with ......  :) 
      December 20, 2017 4:16 PM MST
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  • 7683
    nothing better than a chilled corpse....oops;))
      December 20, 2017 8:41 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Your dead right there......but hopefully not. !!!!    Hehe 
      December 21, 2017 2:31 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Because he paired her with a nice bottle of Chianti. 
      December 20, 2017 6:38 PM MST
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  • 11005
    Because she asked so many questions.
      December 21, 2017 3:28 AM MST
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  • 13071
    So he can admire her beauty but not enough tequila 
      December 21, 2017 3:29 AM MST
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  • 22891
    have no idea
      December 24, 2017 4:55 PM MST
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