"Yes, Officer, she's the one who broke into my house and robbed me, you have the right person. Actually, though, I have just decided that I won't be pressing charges against her. If you don't mind, why don't you just leave her in my custody, please? Oh, wait a second, there's no need to take off those handcuffs, let's not be too hasty. If you happen to have an extra handcuff key that you can give me, I'll take over from there. Thank you, Officer, and please have a nice day." (Cough, cough.)
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