We're both in the back of a federal police car. How did we both end up there?

First of all, my dear Sharon, I know all about the scene at the job interview, I posted the photo, remember?

Secondly, I have to jump to the defense of my other dear; Grilly. Leave her alone!!!! Grrrrrr.

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I know you re-used it, Grilly, you kept making me lick it to make it stick.
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Hold still! How in the heck does this bra open anyway? Grrrrr.
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Federal police car?  Would that be the SS, FBI, IRS, ICE, HS, Postal, USM, etc. etc.  The possibilities are endless.  It matters in answering. 

NPS

In America?  We could be on our way to a job interview.

That happened to me.  I was not put into a police car, but the Feds busted into a room where I was being interviewed with guns drawn.  This was a company that marketed toys for small businesses. 

A customer complained that they wanted their money back after paying for the leads and using them and not liking the results so they called the FBI and declared MAIL FRAUD.

If I had money, I would have protested this breach of propriety.  I am innocent, I come in good faith to be interviewed and I am terrorized by the keystone cops. 

Can you imagine?  It happened here in good old Phoenix, Arizona.    The man who owned the business was cleared of all charges but not until the FBI closed down the business and cost him a pile of money for the day. 

They took the entire office apart.  I mean WHAT where they even LOOKING FOR?  They had no idea.  What a bunch of ridiculous losers.

Sharonna...this supposed to be for fun... have fun and answer my question.

We were wading in one of the reflecting pools on the National Mall.

Lol

I guess we were both bobbing for apples in a USPS mail box.

I re-used a postage stamp. I don't know about you.

Oh that......................I told you to stop leaving food out for the bears.  Look at that mess.  They'll probably throw us out of here. 

I'm still patting you down for a wire every chance I get.  I know you're working for them.

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(Mattress tag.  I saw her do it, and I'm willing to testify.)

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What were you wearing?  (That's all I can imagine when I see that scene played out.)

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We mooned Donald Trump. Cheers!

LOL ... taking the tag off your pillow.

Just what were you doing on her mattress? Wait, never mind, I think I can guess.

Remember, Lady, I'm the one who tried to warn you that your fashion idea of postage stamp-sized bikinis weren't your style, but did you listen? No. Do you ever listen to me? Double no. So don't go sticking your snoot into what I do on other women's mattresses. Now hold still while I try to get the glue from the stamps off of your "areas".
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Hello gc:

I dunno about you, but I'm looking for that baggie I dropped..

excon

We're the federal agents who drive the car and we hopped in the back for a quickie.

The Feds caught Randy D with a stash of tildes, and he turned "state's evidence" to get a better deal (the prosecutor might give him a "public display" charge rather than "possession with intent to distribute"). He fingered both of us as part of the distribution racket....;-D...

I hope when you say "fingered" you mean accuse and not the physical way. :0|