It's a simple question, so why can't you just give it a complex, multipart, intricate and detailed answer? ~

You are of course aware of parallel construction when writing.

So, you will understand that I would be in poor taste were I to reply to a simple question with my esoteric cogitations and platitudinous ponderosities.  Therefore, in such cases, I eschew complex, multi-part, and intricate answers and prefer to use terse, aphoristic, or wry responses---usually.

Edit to insert a comma. This post was edited by tom jackson at December 23, 2017 12:39 PM MST

I often do.  Just as I often respond with simple answers to complex, multipart, intricate, and detailed questions.  Doing either, I have discovered, tends to send a couple of questioners here off the deep end.  ;) 

There is no charge for a simple answer.
The complex answer rate is $20 @ word.
The complex, multipart answers are $35 per word.
Complex, multipart, intricate answers cost $50 per word.
Complex, multipart, intricate and detailed answers require an appointment
and a background check, after which and upon approval, the financial terms will be stated.

"Mr. D, would you care to make an appointment?"

Cause im a woman of few words.

cause i dont know how to do that