Hey...you. You know who you are. Why haven't you commented on my answers here?

Your attention-getting "Hey" worked.

Your first premise is correct.   I do know who I am.

But, I don't get the segue' into the question.

WHAT?

You are the first person I always comment on.  When I see that blue box, I give a sigh of relief, because I know I don't even have to try and worry about what to say. 

You are the perfect partner on here for me and everyone on here.  And you know what else?  I don't find too many things on Answer Mug sexy.  I mean, really.  But you know what I find almost irresistable?  And yes, kind of very sexy?  Reliability.

Thank you for being a constant presence in my life for years now.  Over the wires of Answer Bag and now here, you have always, always been amazing to talk to. 

Always.

You are a gift.  I big, huge gift.

(P.s.  This is why people love me.  Because I mean this stuff)