Why when I ask hypothetical non serious questions, some of y'all give me a real story?

Oh, I am unable to answer your comment at this time.  I'm at the laundry holding hands with an older man.

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What? I thought all your questions were serious? No? *scratches my head disillusioned*

That's what I said.  lol

The doctors have suggested that we humor you; it's common practice for dealing with people who suffer from "your condition".

Shhhhhh. Hush now, just rest quietly, let the sedatives do their job . . .

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:)

I can't answer this until you indicate whether or not it's a serious question.

Lol.

Hey, wait . . .
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:-)

My entire life is hypothetically non-serious.

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