Any present passively passed in the past passes for a present present not properly presented presently, but all past presents presented past the present past date present a problem for the passed presently passed or paused passionately in passing posts posted past the post-positive paste that was pasted passingly. That's not to say that posts passed for proper pastings pass on positive characteristics of passion-fashion for periods of past presents paused in posh pasture postings. ~
I read a novella about that once. A girl wanted to give herself to her beloved boyfriend. So she got a friend to help close the box and tape it up after she crawled into it. Finally the friend delivered the box to the boyfriends address.
Unfortunately the boyfriend had gone off to a 2 day family gathering that morning, so it took a while before he came back and opened the box.