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Why did you leave that big Christmas present outside my door?

Posted - December 26, 2017

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  • 22891
    its for you, i wanted to give you something
      December 26, 2017 2:55 PM MST
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  • 7683
    ;))
      December 27, 2017 11:07 PM MST
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  • "Because he's not house-broken yet."
      December 26, 2017 3:07 PM MST
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  • 7683
    He's who;))
      December 27, 2017 11:08 PM MST
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  • He's your Christmas wish come true!  :)
      December 27, 2017 11:13 PM MST
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  • 7683
    He's present in the present;))
      December 27, 2017 11:14 PM MST
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  • Presently speaking ... yes.
      December 27, 2017 11:17 PM MST
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  • 7683
    I like one present to be present;))
      December 28, 2017 11:03 PM MST
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  • 53505


    Presently, I'm waiting for you to present the present present in the present tense.
    ~
      December 28, 2017 11:06 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Don't keep me tense...I want the present....presently that is what I want;))
      December 28, 2017 11:08 PM MST
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  • 53505
      Any present passively passed in the past passes for a present present not properly presented presently, but all past presents presented past the present past date present a problem for the passed presently passed or paused passionately in passing posts posted past the post-positive paste that was pasted passingly. That's not to say that posts passed for proper pastings pass on positive characteristics of passion-fashion for periods of past presents paused in posh pasture postings.
    ~
      December 28, 2017 11:16 PM MST
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  • 7683
      December 28, 2017 11:21 PM MST
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  • 53505
      December 29, 2017 5:08 AM MST
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  • 5354
    That was Santa. Not me
      December 26, 2017 3:08 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Hmm saw your footprint;))
      December 27, 2017 11:08 PM MST
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  • 216
    The door was locked  so I couldn’t leave it inside. This post was edited by LostChild at December 27, 2017 11:09 PM MST
      December 26, 2017 3:27 PM MST
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  • 7683
    I tucked it in that tree trunk...hoping you will see it;))
      December 27, 2017 11:09 PM MST
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  • 216
    Maybe I should have looked harder. :)
      December 28, 2017 4:31 AM MST
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  • 7683
    Yes....the key might be lost...child...now;))
      December 28, 2017 11:04 PM MST
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  • 2465
    I didn't want to violate the restraining order.
      December 26, 2017 5:52 PM MST
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  • 53505

    Don't ask so many questions, just get in the box and hold still while I get the duct tape ready . . .


    ~
      December 26, 2017 11:53 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Ha ha no WAY;))
      December 27, 2017 11:10 PM MST
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  • 5354
    I read a novella about that once. A girl wanted to give herself to her beloved boyfriend. So she got a friend to help close the box and tape it up after she crawled into it. Finally the friend delivered the box to the boyfriends address.

    Unfortunately the boyfriend had gone off to a 2 day family gathering that morning, so it took a while before he came back and opened the box.
      December 28, 2017 12:22 AM MST
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  • 952
    I didn't want to disturb the couple! :)
      December 27, 2017 5:15 AM MST
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