If you keister them right then and there in the aisle of the store, you don't even have to worry about getting caught carrying them out, AND there's always that added bonus of having them go to work immediately. It's the best of both worlds! ~
Extra heavy-duty duct tape, two large rolls Package of ping pong balls Thick rubber gloves, ten pairs Black ski mask Blindfold Ear muffs Twine, quarter inch, 50-foot roll Set of zip ties, ten medium length, ten long length, ten extra long length Hunter's knife and sheath Paring knife, extra sharp More duct tape (one can never be sure) Thick plastic tarp, twenty square feet Set of assorted D-Rings, various sizes Flat-bladed shovel with heavy-duty handle Spoon-bladed shovel with heavy-duty handle Four-pack of KY-Jelly Two twelve-packs of condoms Fingernail clippers Two five-gallon bottles of chlorine bleach Tranquilizer darts Case of cheap booze
"I'll pay cash for all of this, and no, I won't need any help getting it to my car, just ring it up, please, thanks."
"Nothing that a cashier sells, from the store they work in, should make them uncomfortable."
Now the way a person buys it ...
!. With a book of loose discount coupons 2. Food stamps and $50.00 worth of unrolled quarters, dimes and nickels. 3. A debit card that they don't know how to use. 4. Separate bills ... because they are also shopping for their neighbors.
... and trying to do this while the line behind this person is looking at them ... can be uncomfortable. :)
I remember I had a couple of old ladies dump their coin purse on my counter and I had to help them sort them out and count them. There was about $25 worth of coins.
I hear ya! I was next in line behind a customer that used #1, 2 & 4 and when the cashier got done counting the coins, the customer claimed she had mis-counted and made her count them again! :(
Benedict Arnold 