1) Of course I do, Randy D, which is why you can't keep from stalking me.
2) Doesn't everyone?
3) Yes, all I have to do is either inhale or exhale and I look alluring. It's my natural state of being.
4) Talk to me after I've had my coffee. Go away.
5) Why would I even want to?
6) No.
7) Not any more.
8) The restraining orders are quite clear: you're not even supposed to ask me stuff like this. Hold still and tell me if this smells like mace, or like pepper spray.
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