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You open up a Pandora's box and find a can of worms. You open the can of worms and it is filled with red herrings.

Now what?

Posted - January 3, 2018
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  • 3191
    Well since I just burned my bridges,  I'll take those red herrings and boil up a fine kettle of fish over the coals.  
      January 3, 2018 4:24 PM MST
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  • 2465
    You open up the red herrings only to discover they're herrless. 
      January 3, 2018 6:01 PM MST
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  • 53509


    Now that you've spilled that beans, you've got to take what's coming to you, but biting off more than you can chew is what happens when your eyes are bigger than your belly, so don't count your chickens before they hatch if you can wait until the cows come home to roost on the top tip of your tongue, on bended knee, on the other hand, on all fours, off your chest, off the tip of your head, off the cuff, like water off a duck's back, back to back, head to head, hand to hand, nose to nose, hand to mouth, eye to eye, hand and eye coordination, torso to hips proportion.
    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 4, 2018 8:55 PM MST
      January 3, 2018 9:47 PM MST
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  • 44620
    I think you have cornered the market.
      January 4, 2018 8:20 AM MST
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  • 16794
    Is that why her box smells like fish? I wondered ...
      January 4, 2018 7:28 AM MST
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  • 53509


      Hey, I like fish!



    ~
      January 4, 2018 11:20 AM MST
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  • 2465
    Is that green stuff fish poop?
      January 4, 2018 4:22 PM MST
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  • 2465
    Omg, thanks for the belly laugh. 
      January 4, 2018 4:20 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Stop opening things.

    What else?

      January 4, 2018 4:24 PM MST
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  • 13071
    Is this a mediphor for something?
      January 4, 2018 4:32 PM MST
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  • 22891
    you close it
      January 4, 2018 4:50 PM MST
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