LOL!!! I had one too. They might know each other! I haven't seen mine for quite some time. Unfortunately, years ago, he rolled off to be in a rubble. He got in pretty deep with the shot-put crowd there for awhile. When they found out he wasn't up to weight, he made a roll for it. Luckily he was a pretty good down-hill roller and got away quickly. He stopped by the Colorado River for a drink and tumbled in. I heard he stayed by there quite a while and smoothed out all the crevasses. He lost a bunch of weight there too. He caught the eye of some kid who picked him up, put him in his pocket and took him to Lake Tahoe. I guess the kid must have been tired of him because he skipped him as far as he could across the top of the Lake. He wrote a few years back from the bottom of Lake Tahoe and said he had met a very beautiful quartz lady-rock and they are living happily ever after. :) :)
This post was edited by Merlin at January 20, 2018 1:38 AM MST
We have 3 Dogs, a Shepard/Akita mix named Chance, a beagle named Freebee, and a doberman named Fido 2 Cats, Briskee, and Lazar 4 Goats Theodore, Simon, and Alvin and a fainting goat Andy 1 Arabian/thoroughbred Horse named Hobbes (he and Andy hang out together! They are best friends :)) 5 Bettas : Venus, Mars, Mercury, Pluto, and Jerry Garcia 25 neons, 5 are the Dead-Heads. they swim in the Jerry Garcia tank. 5 are the Mickey Mouse club. They swim in the Pluto tank. 5 are the Science Club. They swim with Mercury in his tank. 5 are The Ancient Aliens. They are in the Mars clan. And last but not least are The PMS therapy group. They hang out with Venus. Even though Venus is a he, we haven't told him. 20 zebra fish. They are named T I G G E R S L O V E T W O B O U N C E T I G with the Dead Heads and Jerry. Since Tigger has two G's, we had to separate them and put one into Pluto's tank. So, we gave Jerry, Charlie. A goldfish which he loves. :) G E R S are with the Mickey Mouse Club and Pluto. L O V E are with Mars and the Ancient Aliens. T W O B are hangin' with Mercury and the Science Club. And O U N C E are with Venus. He's a little more neurotic with his PMS therapy group. We thought one more might do him some good. :) 5 sucker fish. Jerry has Angelina. Pluto has Jolie. Mercury has Mick. Mars has Jagger. And Venus has Will. We had to give him someone with a good name and pseudo large lips :) They are all 15 gallon tanks with lots of plants, gravel, and filtering systems. The fish thing started with one Betta named Pearly, years ago. It seemed like such an innocent hobby. Now look at us!!! We are happily enslaved by our Bettas . The whole family is Merlin and Don Freebee, Chance, Fido, Briskee, Lazar, Theodore, Simon, Alvin, Andy, Hobbes, Venus, Mars, Mercury, Pluto, Jerry Garcia, The Dead-Heads, T I G and Charlie, Angelina, Jolie, The Mickey Mouse Club, G E R S, Ancient Aliens, L O V E, Mick, Jagger, The Science Club, T W O B, The PMS Therapy Group, O U N C E, and Will.
A VERY low maintenance one..my pet rock... 
Bozette 