You wake up in the middle of a desert with a onsie on. What happened the prior day?

Well no more burning man for you. Now you're a burning man in that onesie.

Oh no! How will you get home?!?

Someone kidnapped me from a themed party.

Oh. You must have owed some money.

You caught me doing a two-sie in my tighty whities (once again) and decided to teach me a lesson once and for all, so you spiked my root beer with Ruffies and loaded me into the back of the station wagon and dumped me here in cactus county. The most delicious part is the thought of you stripping me bare, lovingly washing my unconscious body and getting me dressed again. I hope there's a video of it all!

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Too much tequila -Musta fell in love with a cactus.

What's an onsie?

Yes, tequila almost certainly involved....;-D...

Also spelled onesy, it's a one-piece outfit for little babies.
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Yep, exactly what i was thinking lol

Onsie... Oh my...

Actually... I didn't dress or undress you... Your grandma did. :0|

No more tequila for you!

Yup. You big baby:0(

It's a nightmare!

What is an onsie?

You mean a onesie?

I have several.   I call them jumpsuits.

If I woke up in the desert with that on, I think I am at home and went in my closet.  I live in the desert.

Ha!

I can't remember.  And I really don't want to.

good answer. :0|

(Nice chest!)
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That's so DIRTY!
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Ikr. But not in an onsie... Sheesh!