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Randy D

Randy D slept so well and woke up so refreshed, how many seconds before he notices that you shaved his armpits while he slept? 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Posted - January 25, 2018
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  • 11001
    From what I have heard (and I have no desire to check it out), Randy D has absolutely no body hair, so shaving his armpits would be pointless.
      January 26, 2018 5:47 AM MST
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  • 53506


    Reports of my hairlessness have been greatly exaggerated, my dear. If you'd lift those revolving, ever-present and utterly frivolous restraining orders and let our love flower, you'd soon have first-hand proof. 

    ~





      January 26, 2018 7:22 AM MST
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  • 11001
    In your dreams.
      January 26, 2018 9:20 AM MST
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  • Ivy

    10
    I wanted your skin to be slick for our beach holiday.
      January 27, 2018 8:08 AM MST
    1