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Randy D

Thanks for dropping by on such short notice. Party? No, there's no party. Actually, I invited you over here for your er, um, "skills".

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Posted - January 27, 2018
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  • 7938
    Like question asking? Are those the skills you mean? Now there's something I can do all night long. 
      January 27, 2018 11:33 PM MST
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  • 53332


    Just remember, the Tide Pods aren't for the pizza, they're for the laundry.  Oh, and when you iron my shirts, extra starch on the collars, please.  Thank you.


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      January 27, 2018 11:42 PM MST
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  • 7938
    That is gross. D:
      January 28, 2018 1:32 PM MST
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  • 53332



      I don't own any delicates that need to be hand-washed or air-dried, so that should save you a lot of time.   Pleases, stop with all the profuse gratitude, you're embarrassing me.  (If company drops by, I'll need you to be a dear and stay completely out of sight.  I can't have the help interfering with my entertaining of associates.)

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      January 28, 2018 1:37 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Are you sure those are not oysters Tideafeller?  


    They are like Oysters Rockafeller but they clean your insides on the way out.
      January 28, 2018 1:42 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I have no problem charging you $20 per hour (a STEAL) for taking care of the laundry and even ironing and folding said laundry.

    When do I start? 


      January 28, 2018 1:43 PM MST
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  • 53332



       Wait a minute, $20 an hour?  What are you talking about?  You're a houseguest, for griminy's sake!  Oh, use the back door by the kitchen to get to the laundry room.  I don't want you tracking filth onto my good carpets.


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      January 28, 2018 1:47 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You pay or we don't play, ya hear, playa?

      January 28, 2018 1:50 PM MST
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  • 53332



    I'm deeply insulted that you'd except payment.  Please leave my home.  Maury, show her out, please!


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      January 28, 2018 2:17 PM MST
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  • 22891
    but i thought there was a party going on
      February 14, 2018 6:43 PM MST
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