Red October, Red November. Communist onions. Bad onion, bad onion! OfficeGirl and an onion walk into a bar at the same time . . . Knock, knock, How do you know when your red onions have gone bad? ~
If you wait two months you could use the Spring joke....or as it's still winter something about Leeks...... Just ask if you ever need assistance in future......Don't worry...I wont be offended..... I think its nice when young people help their elders with memory problems...
I just hope someday in the far off distant future some cute little mortal will step in and help me..... We both know that that's extreamly unlikely though don't we....
You didn't think to let them ferment and make wine? You could stomp on them with your feet and they could squish in between your toes. Of course, I wouldn't want to drink the wine after you had crushed the grapes with your feet but it would be a really good time and cool sensation for you!! I bet it would feel awesome :) :)
This post was edited by Merlin at January 31, 2018 1:17 PM MST
Good Morning Element~ Last night, the Merlot must have kicked in and my feeble brain forgot to hit a "like" on your grapes. I promise. I won't let it happen again. winks and smiles!
Absolutely. It's really an all body experience. You start with your feet and slowly lower your entire body into them. It is quite an out of body experience. Even though you look like a walking bruise for a few days after, it's great for your skin. ;) To become one with the grape inside and out is the only way to have a true Merlot wining experience. The other option is to stop by your handy-dandy 7 11 and buy a box. Your choice. ;)
Randy, are you feeling o.k.? The Turkey and one cucumber? What better props and set-up could you get for a joke or a pun? Don't make me start to worry that you're losing your touch....