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What was the last food item you had to throw away because it was rotten or had gone bad? ~

Posted - January 30, 2018
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  • 6098
    Some red onions I purchased in November. 
      January 30, 2018 6:29 AM MST
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  • 52953


      There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm sure there is, I just can't come up with it right now. 
      January 30, 2018 6:33 AM MST
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  • 6098
    Please don't just on my account - no need to.  
      January 30, 2018 6:38 AM MST
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  • 52953


    Red October, Red November. 
    Communist onions. 
    Bad onion, bad onion!
    OfficeGirl and an onion walk into a bar at the same time . . .
    Knock, knock,
    How do you know when your red onions have gone bad?
    ~
      January 30, 2018 6:44 AM MST
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  • 44231
    That comma after 'is' should be replaced with a period.
      January 30, 2018 7:58 AM MST
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  • 52953


    No, it's the same sentence. Thanks anyway. 
    ~
      January 30, 2018 8:27 AM MST
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  • 44231
    OK.
      January 30, 2018 8:31 AM MST
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  • 14795
    If you wait two months you could use the Spring  joke....or as it's still winter something about Leeks......
    Just ask if you ever need assistance in future......Don't worry...I wont be offended..... I think its nice when young people help their elders with memory problems...
     
    I just hope someday in the far off distant future some cute little mortal will step in and help me..... 
    We both know that that's extreamly unlikely though don't we....   

    Hehe...  
      January 30, 2018 4:04 PM MST
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  • 44231
    Some grapes. This post was edited by Element 99 at January 31, 2018 10:53 AM MST
      January 30, 2018 7:59 AM MST
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  • 10026
    You didn't think to let them ferment and make wine?  You could stomp on them with your feet and they could squish in between your toes.
    Of course, I wouldn't want to drink the wine after you had crushed the grapes with your feet but it would be a really good time and cool sensation for you!!
    I bet it would feel awesome :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at January 31, 2018 1:17 PM MST
      January 30, 2018 10:08 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Good Morning Element~ Last night, the Merlot must have kicked in and my feeble brain forgot to hit a "like" on your grapes.  
    I promise.  I won't let it happen again.  winks and smiles! 
      January 31, 2018 11:00 AM MST
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  • 44231
    I still love you. Did you make that wine by smashing the grapes with your feet?
      January 31, 2018 11:16 AM MST
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  • 10026
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    Absolutely.  It's really an all body experience.  You start with your feet and slowly lower your entire body into them.  It is quite an out of body experience.   Even though you look like a walking bruise for a few days after, it's great for your skin. ;)  To become one with the grape inside and out is the only way to have a true Merlot wining experience.
    The other option is to stop by your handy-dandy 7 11 and buy a box.  Your choice. ;)
      January 31, 2018 1:34 PM MST
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  • 19942
    Half a pound of potato salad that fell out of the bag in the trunk of my car and I didn't find it until a week later. 
      January 30, 2018 10:19 AM MST
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  • 44231
    GAG.
      January 31, 2018 7:40 AM MST
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  • 2052
    A squash.  Never did figure out how to cook it.  It was too hard to cut, weird. 
      January 30, 2018 2:35 PM MST
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  • 44231
    For some of them you need an axe or band saw.
      January 31, 2018 7:41 AM MST
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  • 14795
    Mushrooms .......they looked a bit mouldy if you ask me.....:( 
      January 30, 2018 3:48 PM MST
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  • 9894
    I don't recall, but I'm willing to bet it was a vegetable and not a cookie.
      January 30, 2018 5:27 PM MST
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  • 52953



      Some things always last, other things are always last.

    ~
      January 30, 2018 9:22 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I would steer clear of the things that always last.  They have so many preservatives in them, they might even preserve you!
      January 30, 2018 10:14 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Turkey and one cucumber
      January 30, 2018 10:24 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Randy, are you feeling o.k.?  The Turkey and one cucumber?  What better props and set-up could you get for a joke or a pun?  Don't make me start to worry that you're losing your touch.... 
      January 31, 2018 11:56 AM MST
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  • 52953
    Lol, you're right. What must I have been thinking?
    :)
      January 31, 2018 8:46 PM MST
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